@fartolomew

bro i don't fuckin know

Joined September 2011
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They killed my favorite podcaster. Time to go play army men in the woods
PNWGUERRILLA
@pnwguerrilla11 Sep 2025
You are hated. Start training, preparing, and acting like it. No more excuses.
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slimed out in Utah my nigga you had home court advantage
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creating a collection
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blocked everyone who isn’t in my steely dan musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 12pm tomorrow. please have the vocal harmonies of peg memorized.
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stop listening to EDM with sleazy men and come listen to thelonious monk with a nefarious unc
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how i feel when i listen to masayoshi takanaka and herbie hancock back to back
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Watching Venom at the cinema and an adult couple two rows back had a blanket and just as Eddie Brock was eating chicken from the garbage, i could hear and smell the woman being fingered.
𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳@BeAfraid_Movies24 Jul 2025
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
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philip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_24 Jul 2025
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/07/24/hulk-hoga…

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71

Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old, TMZ Sports has learned.

tmz.com
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Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen
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Gadsden, Alabama they can never make me hate you bc who the fuck pawned a 1 to 14 CD duplicator and left 14 gucci mane bootlegs in it
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Breaking out the 14 piece patio set this weekend
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HOLY SHIT!
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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jake gyllenhaal was really up in them mountains stomach full of beans just painting his DL top for 20 years that’s so crazy to me
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Son of Baconator is such a fat fucked up dumbass name for a burger. Oh you know that big meat bastard we got. Here’s a small one for less money. It’s his son.
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hope everyone has a great pride month 💕
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Happy 49 years to the objectively coolest Steely Dan album, The Royal Scam
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Axis powers type of Friday
Trill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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