@fartmachine91
Joined April 2026
  • Tweets435
  • Following378
  • Followers90
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Kim Jong un dying every 4 years
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Everyone freaking out about Victoria secret is funny as hell. white chicks was a documentary
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#NewProfilePic
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Liking every tweet on the tl to spread #joy ❤️❤️❤️
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Stung by a bee and went into anaphylactic shock
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X didn’t send me $5 #FOMO
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@ Australia who up #springmaxxing right now 🌼🌼☀️☀️🌼🌼☀️we’re season mogging the northern hemisphere ☀️☀️🌼🌼😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Starting to suspect the vibe I give on here is incel freak guy cuz I have been getting some REAL weird followers lately.
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lost one follower
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Make that 2
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Four…
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When you get so hungry you start googling images of food
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🫈🫈🫈🫈🫈Where the hell does he think he’s going
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Roombas are gonna start eating people mark my words
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fartmachine retweeted
fartmachine@fartmachine91Jun 17
Replying to @Dexerto
The contacts contain a small chip that send reports back to his mothership
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Who tf is genuinely watching streamers
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fartmachine retweeted
Willie@Willie600640663Oct 7
I hate when my neighbor is outside
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I’m like if mr bean was a girl
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Dr Pepper is guilty of medical malpractice
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