🧞‍♂️writer/creator/performer

Joined January 2014
ordered AG1 and now my Instagram ads are nothing but other greens supplements. do they think i’m gonna eat nothing but greens now?
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I’m surprised more dads aren’t furious about climate change because I’ve seen how angry they get when people change the temperature
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baseball is BACK!
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forgot we had a second half
DRE ON THE PIANO ARE U KIDDING ME
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THIS IS THE DOPEST HALFTIME SHOW EVER
LARRY DAVVIIDDDDDDD
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seeing the sopranos intro gives me chills
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these games have been insane!
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i’ve used a stud-finder before but never followed it’s guidance
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Coleman is meeting us halfway
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But going all the way with us where it really matters: bonaroo
i think we need to change the meaning of the word “doozy” from a big, challenging thing to deal with to something it actually sounds like, like a small flute
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bring back bean bags and water beds
one day they will no longer provide a What is this? link next to CVV Code windows and then what will we do
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