😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ok but this cat looks delicious

Feels like a healthy time to come back to this app

blocking your exes and your husband on here is important

Packing myself a book for a plane ride with two toddlers is a better joke than any I ever wrote

can you freeze a toddler?

I finally got bored enough to redownload this app and the toxicity is absolutely refreshing

can you die from dry knuckles

should I go to culinary school just so I can pop off on dinners for my kids

it is my human right not to take my toddler to the beach this summer

Reflecting on life choices such as paying a lot of money for the nyu class called “Alexander technique” where the entire class was spent laying on our backs with a book under our head and the teacher would come adjust your head position one time per class for a full semester

My toddler has no respect for my good vibes only policy

peppa pig and chill

I don’t know why my baby freaks out and cries only about certain people but I trust his judgement

a steph hsu snub then that song ?? I’m going to bed

this dirty beige floor it rly is a financial crisis 😔

dress code for my son’s first birthday is golf slut

big plans to be hot this summer

anyone who is pregnant for the second time is copying me