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England’s Least Qualified Filmmaker | Ex-Ghostwriter & VFX Drone Moving Into Directing & Producing | Serious Collabs Welcome

Joined December 2021
Ana Alexander in Chemistry 👮‍♀️ (IYKYK)
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Bryce Dallas Howard that time she had her fiery bush (and everything else) on close-up display. Yes, I know this is incongruent with the rest of her career, but don't any of you dorks dare to bleat "AI" "AI" "AI" in the replies. Any AI videos I might post will be far more ridiculous than this, and that's already a high bar. Film is Lars von Trier's Manderlay (2005), for anyone who got this far.
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One more
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Camilla Luddington was the voice of Lara Croft multiple times over Too bad she didn't get to play her in any live-action adaptation
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Alona Tal's nude debut turned out to be a serious pleb filter. Am I really the only one who spent that long waiting for Jo Harvelle to do a nude scene and was over the moon when she finally did?
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Susan Sarandon twiddling her nips
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Samantha Robinson was rather easy on the eyes in The Love Witch. ❤️‍🔥
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You are now reminded of that time Gillian Jacobs got the girls out in Choke (2008).
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Rebecca Ferguson in The White Queen
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Another piece of high art for fellow men of culture. 🧐
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The patricians and men of culture will know what movie this is from. 🍷
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Faptuary retweeted
It’s the 30th anniversary of Kate Winslet’s nude debut in Jude
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Dakota Johnson was high-octane goon fuel in Fifty Shades We really didn't know how good we had it 🫡
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Felicity Jones
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Yes, she has had a proper topless scene, but until the BBC re-release it in HD, it's left as more of a conceptual fap than a concrete one.
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My fears that Peacock's Crystal Lake series would be dry on the nudity front have unfortunately been proven valid. I continue to maintain that Friday the 13th without nude scenes is like sugar-free chocolate or alcohol-free beer. Have a clip from better times to wash the bad taste out.
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Sydney Sweeney often gets me craving dairy
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Tanya Roberts reminding us of when PG films had full frontal nudity. The 80s might as well have been another planet.
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Charlotte Hope in Game of Thrones
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POV: You look away from your screen to relax your eyes 17 hours into a Songs of Syx bender and your gf makes one last attempt to tear you away from it before packing up and leaving and your city enters a labor shortage economic doom spiral anyway. Amy Wren, before anyone asks.
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