Joined October 2019
I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts
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johanna retweeted
Just being alive at the same time is an unimaginable karmic connection that should make our hearts burst with compassion
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The CIA trying to reel back the damage caused to society by Cointelpro by reporting on Cointelpro
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It is what he would have wanted.
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We should speedrun Woke 1.0 every autumn
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women are probably just turning the lid the wrong way when they’re having problems “opening the jar”
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Why is nobody crowdfunding Bloomberg Terminal access and then relaying all of its information in a public vibecoded clone
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Having a carotenoid glow with ultra-fair skin is my special trait
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My parents don’t understand why I’m weird bc they forgot that we took in my extremely schizophrenic cousin who is stuck in the 1980s for three years
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Texts to send as a #tsundere: ‘Kick Rocks!,’ ‘Kitten will block you,’ ‘You don’t mean anything to me,’ ‘I would like to be mean to you,’ ‘I would like to be more meaning,’ ‘Do you feel my warm mouth?’, ‘Do you feel my warm mouth in your warm mouth?,’ ‘Do you even want to?’
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i just used AI to uplift tinashe
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the food i make for me and a 4 yr old
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Men are using AI for romance scam themselves
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If someone who is lower status than their parents is talking shit about their parents u gotta completely discredit it, but if someone higher status than their parents is, u need to take what they say very seriously
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I got this sense from visiting an AO church, but there’s something to be said for that old adage “if it’s free then you’re the product”
American Orthodoxy doesn’t have faithful. It has customers.
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Women make better billionaires because they still want the male gaze afterwards usually
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South Park is dark empath
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I’m kind of a Christian Bale head over Keanu tbh
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