johanna retweeted
I am being foolish. Because of my genetic predisposition to foolishness. My father was a fool, bless his heart. Bless our hearts
women are probably just turning the lid the wrong way when they’re having problems “opening the jar”
johanna retweeted
Why is nobody crowdfunding Bloomberg Terminal access and then relaying all of its information in a public vibecoded clone
My parents don’t understand why I’m weird bc they forgot that we took in my extremely schizophrenic cousin who is stuck in the 1980s for three years
johanna retweeted
Texts to send as a #tsundere: ‘Kick Rocks!,’ ‘Kitten will block you,’ ‘You don’t mean anything to me,’ ‘I would like to be mean to you,’ ‘I would like to be more meaning,’ ‘Do you feel my warm mouth?’, ‘Do you feel my warm mouth in your warm mouth?,’ ‘Do you even want to?’
If someone who is lower status than their parents is talking shit about their parents u gotta completely discredit it, but if someone higher status than their parents is, u need to take what they say very seriously
I got this sense from visiting an AO church, but there’s something to be said for that old adage “if it’s free then you’re the product”

















