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An ever suffering Philly sports fan. Certified Taco Bell hater. Earn the sunrise. Full bore and into the abyss.

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Joined November 2011
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People who say Americans have no culture should be required to study the Poptart Bowl and the ritual sacrifice of a mascot for the winner of an American fottball game
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The Chargers fall to 0-7 for the first time since the 2000 season ... their QB that year was Jim Harbaugh. Chargers have gone 27 straight drives without a TD, the longest streak in the NFL since the 2024 Dolphins (30 straight) ... who were coached by Mike McDaniel.
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TEN 36 - CIN 43 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1098th unique score in NFL history, and the 3rd of the 2026 season.
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Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.
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*deep, reluctant sigh* go birds
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Down 101-94, Sixers go on a 13-0 run and buzz off the Hornets, ending the game on a 15-3 run SIMONS. WADE. EDGECOMBE. MAXEY. DUB. The great @McGinnisThomas on the call!
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Joel and Bron, come back soon, the kids miss you.
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Eagles DB Michael Carter II threw a baby shower for 40 Philly moms on Medicaid 🍼 Car seats. Cribs. Diapers. 15,000+ supplies to families this year. Just named NFLPA Week 8 Community MVP. Next up: a shot at $100K for his foundation. Root for this man 🦅
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My Halloween costume: distressed political campaign staffer
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Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Justin Herbert interceptions.
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Dameon Pierce is heading to IR. Eagles RBs: RB1 Saquon Barkley: Injured back/hamstring. RB2 Tank Bigsby: IR RB3: Will Shipley: IR RB4 Dameon Pierce: IR
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My Uber driver is playing Drake at 5:30 am, seek help my guy
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This team might be ok
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I could listen to to "Brown from downtown" all season
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Spotted in Richmond Hill
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Stoppable force vs movable object
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RAGGEDY BITCH, @RealMikeRob
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We've never seen a division like the 2026 NFC East
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There was a time where @PhillyInquirer was a newspaper of record. Sad to see it be reduced to some tabloid bullshit via dregs of character like Marcus Hayes
Tanner McKee-DeVonta Smith connection sizzles as Jalen Hurts sits and hopes he keeps his job ebx.sh/aFBG7M
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