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#1 hoax stan

lunar valleys in my mind
Joined July 2022
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I am so so so so happy omg
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if your account has more tweets hating on people, than tweets about things you actually like, you're an incredibly boring and miserable person.
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this edit 💯💯💯
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idk if people still painted my ex as a saint and falsely credited him for my work while he’s still pulling shit trying to get my attention i would happily whack him again
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She dgaf what yall had to say about showgirl im crying
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"Cats don't actually love you" A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food. Don't you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it's helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family. Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
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ngl I'm really annoyed by americans' moral outrage at new yorkers being inconvenienced, but suggesting it should've been an island, or south europe like dua lipa. it's so blatant that you think people there aren't doing anything important. they're just holiday spots to you
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if you’re planning to watch this, let me remind you of this. and if you’re still gonna watch it after reading it, block me.
First look at HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ reboot series. The first teaser will be released tomorrow.
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My god. Fuck you #America. Fuck you and your child raping scum of a a president. May he die extremely soon.
Apocalyptic scenes from Tehran tonight. I’ve never seen something like this.
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it’s „been number one but i never had two“ gaylor around however you want idgaf but stick to the lyrics
Have we looked at the connection between Elizabeth Taylor and Champagne Problems ie one for the money, two for the show and I always had one but never had two
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ENOUGH with the maga/republican comments. this is exactly why that man has so much support, because people like you spend so much time tearing down the people ON YOUR SIDE.
I’m confused as to why yall expected a cunty project from a 40 year old Republican white woman
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if welcome to new york came out today, stan twitter and activists would be saying its a white supremacist dogwhistle for gentrification and displacement of black and brown populations in the city
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TikTok is a hell hole. Don’t even try. The 20-something “cool” kids are acting like this album is an embarrassment. I fucking HATE how allergic the younger generation is to fun and how afraid they are of sex.
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you don’t have to still like taylor it’s fine to grow apart from an artist but i don’t understand why despite not enjoying a single thing she does yall insist on including urself in swiftie spaces like can you go away
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i know society has lost its whimsy because of y’all heard Shake It Off, 22, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, or Blank Space today y’all would be shitting on them like no other, but those became generational, timeless hits.
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people hate woman enjoying themselves, having fun and being sexual
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taylor swift getting dragged for “actually romantic” is so silly because if you actually listen to it she’s just having a good laugh about it, also she didn’t say anything that charli herself didn’t proudly broadcast everywhere along with that vinyl that had “coke” powder in it
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Taylor Swift on Travis Kelce in her new song ‘Elizabeth Taylor’: “All the right guys promised they'd stay. Under bright lights, they withered away, but you bloom”
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Can we discuss how this album is how Lover should have been? No anxiety. No self blame. Pure love, joy, and happiness
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why were people acting like she killed charli's dog on that song? she barely says anything bad
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