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#dorismcgarrett : that goes for you too, smartass

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semi retired cia agent. mcgarrett matriarch. sister in law. mother. aunt. grandmother. widow. professional spy. probably shouldn't have come back to hawaii. lying enthusiast. joe's ex bestie. on a bit of a rogue streak.
Φ― ⁎ 𓉸ྀི@doverots8 Jun 2025
we mothers do what we can to keep our sons from the grave, though they do seem to yearn for it.
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β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β € π‘ͺ𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 π‘Ύπ’Šπ’π’π’Šπ’‚π’Žπ’” / 𝑼𝑺 π‘΅π’‚π’—π’š 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑢π‘ͺ π‘Άπ’‡π’‡π’Šπ’„π’†π’“ / π‘Ίπ’–π’“π’—π’Šπ’—π’π’“ / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒓 / π‘Ίπ’Šπ’ƒπ’π’Šπ’π’ˆ / 𝑺𝒐𝒏 / π‘­π’“π’Šπ’†π’π’… / 𝑼𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆 β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €βŸ³|ↆ|β™‘ β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €
π‘ͺ𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ@enduredsurfsJul 21
β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β € "𝑢𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕 π’•π’‰π’Šπ’π’ˆπ’” π’˜π’‚π’” π’π’†π’‚π’“π’π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 π’˜π’‚π’” π’˜π’π’“π’•π’‰ π’“π’†π’„π’π’—π’†π’“π’š" β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €
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police detective. honolulu pd officer. liaison. brother. step father. margie's other half. nick's bestie. navy brat. pennsylvania born, hawaii living. bi who likes to wear a tie. organs cat energy. virgo. very jumpy but dauntless. walking dad joke.
quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismFeb 17
on MY cellular device!?
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aka alex. half brother. dj's ex fiancΓ©. retired sailor. former navy seal. famous podcaster. celebrity. bi. social media enthusiast. egomaniac. freelance bodyguard & security consultant. mostly bark. easily envious. surfer. hawaiian
quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism25 Nov 2025
dream on, stupids!
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πŸ“²: Steven [ @sealbabble ] πŸ’¬: it's your mom. I want to clarify why last year, the CIA decided not to share our tip about Hesse coming to Hawaii with Five-0. Even though we suspected he'd target your partner, given our intel about Victor knowing he's claustrophobic. Plz reply
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head canons & context β€’
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// as of February 2026, one of her contacts in Chicago has been leaving Liam ( @asclepiuslike ) envelopes with his dad's belongings in them every second week. She was inspired by Laura Hills gradually giving Steve back contents from John's evidence box after it was stolen
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musings & solos β€’
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xitter.cf/prayeroflamb/status/20…
Ω‹@prayeroflambFeb 12
β€” okay, you don’t get to decide what i do. β€” … wanna bet?
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relationships β€’
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frenemy β€’ Director Peter Hollander-White β€’ @leadsbravely
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xitter.cf/electraedheart/status/…
...@ELECTRAEDHEARTFeb 9
forgive me for burning . forgive me for disappearing .
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xitter.cf/prayeroflamb/status/20…
Ω‹@prayeroflambFeb 9
yeah, you played the martyr for so long that you can't do anything wrong.
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bio son/enemy/it's complicated β€’ Wo Fat β€’ @hauntstruth
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sister in law β€’ Deb McGarrett β€’ @calihomed
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call her deb. mother. aunt. older sister. in law. hotheaded. widow. semi retired. fighter. stoner. spends her time between hawaii and california. orange cat energy. family gal.
quotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism4 Oct 2025
(through snot and ugly sobbing) THE LION DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK!!!! THE LION DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. THE LION IS GREAT. THE LION IS BETTER THAN EVER.
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Obvious, my ass
𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒄.@delulumercFeb 8
Nope, just pointing out the obvious lady.
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sister in law/frenemy !! Doris McGarrett !! @falsefatal
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If you're trying to get under my skin, it's not gonna work.
𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒄.@delulumercFeb 8
Maybe you should've spent more time with your children when they were younger and they wouldn't have hated you in adulthood.
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xitter.cf/doverots/status/202018…
Φ― ⁎ 𓉸ྀི@doverotsFeb 7
you’re my daughter. i’ll never forsake you.
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I'm not gonna accept parenting critiques from a psychopath
𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒄.@delulumercFeb 8
I saw my kid the other day Doris at least I'm around for him unlike you. πŸ™„
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oh like you can say anything, you're hardly father of the year πŸ™„
𝑴𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒐𝒄.@delulumercFeb 8
That's not a nice thing to say about your son. πŸ™„
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I really should have killed him when I had the chance
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sighing heavily, pinching the bridge of her nose
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