@falliblest

Fool @hyperdulian

 God bless, TX
Joined April 2022
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Holy shit bro. That map of your personal racial classifications of the world is SO FUCKING TIGHT!! And the Poles being black😂 well played, sir, well played. Print that out and bring it with us to the party bro!!!
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Boss told me I’m “actually really good” at the one thing I hate doing more than any other #GameOver #RopeFuel
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Ultimate cheat code to life: having a beautiful loving girlfriend. Most of my coworkers were bemused by me at best, suspicious of my character at worst. Then one day she visited with homebaked treats for the whole crew. Now they’re all friendly with me, even though I despise them
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Doing dishes and thought “the sink helps you with water :D”! Such a delightfully fanciful sentence to produce I’m actually a bit excited now! Surely the brain that produced that thought is capable of living a happy life and appreciating the little things<3
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Therapy Speak is a bold new innovation in the field of moral technology! Now even the vilest of scoundrels can participate in the Virtue Economy as well as—if not better than!—their more worthwhile peers. After one month you won’t even remember your many sins, or your money back!
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It’s funny, sure, the archetype of old-timer dads eating a bowl of cereal while reading the box. But I was just having some imitation crab and found myself thinking: Well, maybe I WILL check out AlaskaPollock dot Com! Now that I’ve experienced it, I think it must be Very Human.
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History teachers are all left wing because they went to college🙄👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨ACTUAL historians are all right wing because they watch YouTube and play video games💪🪰🥛
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It’s not important but I find it interesting that she affords herself four articles of self-identification while her counterparts only get three. Don’t know what to make of it except that such indulgence is just what you’d expect of Ninite
cold 🥑
@coldhealingOct 13
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That got bro pussy wet 😭
Westside L.A. Guy
@WestsideLAGuyOct 11
Friend in NYC is recently single, finance bro, makes ~$5M/year. He dropped $700 on a first date so I gave him shit for it. His response.
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Was discussing with my zoomer coworker the changing landscape of the internet and mentioned that, for instance, from ages 12-15 I was a very regular poster on the Bogleech . com forums. He replied: “Forums?” And then, his face contorting in confusion and disgust: “Bog… Leech…?”
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Poetry discourse is funny cause you see all these philistines pretending they can appreciate ACTUALLY GOOD POEMS!!!™️ and with every example given it becomes increasingly apparent they have never ever read a poem that wasn’t assigned by their high school English teacher
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j. mamana@jrmamanaOct 9
This is getting weird. All kinds of animals are trying to communicate with Whites
Dr. Ricardo Duchesne
@dr_duchesneOct 6
This is getting weird. All kinds of animals are trying to communicate with Whites --- as if wanting to ask: who's going to take care of them if Whites are replaced? xitter.cf/mariax8199/status/2097… I thought only mammals and primates were capable of this, but it looks like Bees, Hummingbirds, Moths, and Butterflies are also sensing the biggest termination of a species in the history of the Earth.
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This is getting weird. All kinds of animals are trying to to communicate with Dominicans
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Except the Basques or Berbers who got that Advanced ancient civilization that was swallowed by the waves before the dawn of recorded history they’re descended from
Canderous Ordoliberal 🪏🤠@butlerianoOct 5
Every nation got: -Guy from Genesis 10 they’re descended from -Refugee from Troy they’re descended from -Bad barbarian from Roman history who’s actually a good guy they’re descended from -National hero who lived most of his life in Paris or Vienna
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[Practicing meeting folks Where They’re At] They’re nothing gayer than being a racist. And there’s nothing more racist… than being gay
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It may not be” politiclally correct!” to say so but… but The most salient of the many difficulties inherent in the USA’s “political system” is that the median American is legitimately—in a way that’s easy to say, but difficult, for a foreigner, to truly appreciate—Retarded.
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