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@fakeplasticjack

Escritor. Ele/Dele. Viciado em cafeína. Leonino em negação. Muito teimoso para dormir.

 Araranguá, Brasil
Joined October 2016
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Brasil mas que porra
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And if lose literally anything else... you can buy tons of stuff on the armory, get free stuff daily, play rook, or just do low risk runs with sponsored kits to get back on track. That's the game!
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Im saying this as someone who threw away tons of good gear in garbage fill-in runs and I promise, its totally fine. It doesn't matter that much.
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Prequel trilogy is better than sequel trilogy overall, but The Last Jedi is the best film in the entire saga.
ellie mueller 🪷 (@TheLetterbomber) profile pictureellie mueller 🪷@TheLetterbomber5 Nov 2025
what are your star wars hot takes? (i will be responding to them, the more unhinged the better)
A promotional photo of Harrison Ford, dressed as Han Solo, in front of a white background. He's dressed in his blue-grey Empire Strikes Back outfit, and is holding his blaster out at arm's length, pointed back towards his head. On his face is a bemused expression.

ALT A promotional photo of Harrison Ford, dressed as Han Solo, in front of a white background. He's dressed in his blue-grey Empire Strikes Back outfit, and is holding his blaster out at arm's length, pointed back towards his head. On his face is a bemused expression.

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what I wish Iooked like when I dress up vs what I actually look like
laszlo¹² (@lambszlo) profile picturelaszlo¹²@lambszlo14 Dec 2024
HE DID IT
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90% do meu feed é gente caindo em bait. Até eu aprendi, como que não aprenderam ainda.
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We're giving away 11 'Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver 1 & 2 Remastered' codes 🎮 Rules: 1️⃣ RT & Like this tweet 2️⃣ Follow @CultureCrave 3️⃣ Reply with what platform
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DLC do Elden Ring melhor e maior que muito jogo bem mais caro FIGHT ME
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Seria mais coerente ter uma categoria só para expansões, claro, mas imagina levar a sério uma premiação que é 80% anúncio, só assistam o show e não encham o saco.
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jz2@mixedgrass66615 Nov 2024
I like winter bc I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer
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If Datto has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Datto has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Datto has only one fan then that is me. If Datto has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Datto, then I am against the world.
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If Datto has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Datto has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Datto has only one fan then that is me. If Datto has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Datto, then I am against the world.
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traveldanielle@traveldanielle8 Jun 2024
If Datto has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Datto has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Datto has only one fan then that is me. If Datto has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Datto, then I am against the world.
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CineSesc@cinesescsp4 Jun 2024
CURSOS GRATUITOS – O CineSesc oferece neste mês de junho dois cursos: “Aumente o Volume: Os Documentários Musicais”, com Duda Leite, e “Música e Cinema”, com Maria Beraldo. Os cursos acontecem de forma online e gratuita. Inscrições e mais informações em sescsp.org.br/cinesesc
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Se Bloodborne 2 ou Bloodborne para PC aparecer no State of Play eu depilo meu corpo inteiro, sobrancelha e tudo.
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Deep lore sobre mim: meu vídeo com maior número de visualizações no youtube é esse mini-documentário que fiz sobre Alice In Chains....... em 2007. 16 anos atrás. Eu nem tenho mais acesso nessa conta.
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i like food
@messedupfoods8 Apr 2024
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FINAL FANTASY XIV
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Get ready to attune, a new #FFXIV sweepstakes has arrived! 1️⃣ Follow @FF_XIV_EN 2️⃣ Repost this post 3️⃣ Reply with #FFXIVSweepstakes For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/8ujhT.
A product image for the Final Fantasy 14 on Xbox Sweepstakes / Prize Draw Promotion. The photograph shows one custom designed Final Fantasy 14 branded Xbox Series X console that is non-functional and for display only. The case of the console is crystal blue, sitting on top of a golden circular display tray with crystals protruding outwards from it. Two golden rings sit diagonally around the rectangular console. An Xbox Series X controller sits that is also crystal blue sits leaning up against the base featuring a blue meteor symbol around the left joystick. The Xbox and Final Fantasy 14 Online logos are at the bottom of the image. Small print reads copyright Square Enix, bundle not for sale.

ALT A product image for the Final Fantasy 14 on Xbox Sweepstakes / Prize Draw Promotion. The photograph shows one custom designed Final Fantasy 14 branded Xbox Series X console that is non-functional and for display only. The case of the console is crystal blue, sitting on top of a golden circular display tray with crystals protruding outwards from it. Two golden rings sit diagonally around the rectangular console. An Xbox Series X controller sits that is also crystal blue sits leaning up against the base featuring a blue meteor symbol around the left joystick. The Xbox and Final Fantasy 14 Online logos are at the bottom of the image. Small print reads copyright Square Enix, bundle not for sale.

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