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apes

@fakechanel

undiscovered celebrity *ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ*

 NYC
instagram.com/apesv.v
Joined December 2012
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they’re surgically removing the spark in my eyes tomorrow
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it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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D@more_dreMOct 28
Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.
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q as in cucumber
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horrible day. a burger will soothe my sick American soul
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Hi can you please Make it Stop
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eu depois de mandar todo mundo pra casa do caralho
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there are too many fucking days i can’t do this anymore
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Ur so awesome I have to preserve you in honey
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bringing an iced coffee to my job interview and chewing on the ice during questions
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"where do you see yourself in 5 years" Hi
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Image from cyberisdead (@cybernojeira)
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Ellie@elliesft13Sep 14
When I spend money, it comes back multiplied. I never have to worry about money. Money has many ways of coming back to me. I get paid just to exist, people like to spoil me. Money comes to me in unexpected ways. Why’s that? Because I always get what I want
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omg i’m so excited to Be On My Phone All Day
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Megi@reaIsnowhiteSep 5
Not eating all day and then taking it out on your loved ones #power
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chase@_chase_____Sep 3
having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters
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she had no idea what they would do to apples and bananas
apes (@fakechanel) profile pictureapes@fakechanel28 Aug 2023
in the summer everyone’s so creative w/ bevs and cocktails using every fruit known to man, ranging from sweet to spicy to spritzy and all fall can offer me is pumpkin spice lattes for 3 months ….. ? ok
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Lying to my Loved Ones about the Depths of my Deteriorating Mental Health in an effort to Protect their Sanity is actually my Love Language
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bunny@fadedbunnyAug 31
it’s gonna be awful i can’t wait
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