@fakePOULTER

Fabulous English Golfer who is hooked on Little House on the Prairie. This account is fake, as the name clearly indicates. I am not, Ian James Poulter.

 Where am I? In a Ferrari.
Joined March 2013
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Finally updated my twitter app. Sad day for me.
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Praying for him.
viktorious hovland
@hovihead28 Sep 2025
he is vile for this xitter.cf/dailyhovi/status/19724…
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Finally a reasonable take.
Jake Weaver
@MidwestGolfJake28 Sep 2025
Replying to @fakePOULTER
Rotate it between Whistling Straits and Erin Hills forever.
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Update. Rick Reilly is still alive.
Rick Reilly@ReillyRick28 Sep 2025
Every two years the USA picks a rookie captain, who appoints his rookie friends as vice captains and installs all new pairings. Euro meanwhile smooths along with the same captain and same pairings nearly every time. Fix the system. #RyderCup
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Hatton give him the putt. WTF
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Also remembered for a sleeping injury.
Brian Kirschner
@BrianKirschner_28 Sep 2025
Congrats to the European fans, I’m so happy this week will be remembered for a close amazing Sunday instead of a beat down at Bethpage Better pairings, better culture and better history. Couple putts here and there is what it’s going to come down to sadly.
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Update from the @rydercup The @RyderCupUSA :
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We just want to see Good golf, d!Psh!t. Nobody cares anymore.
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Guess this doods handicap….
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People Forget Lou Gosset Jr. was in Little House…
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Hey @PabstBlueRibbon …. What gives??? Nothing on the bottle top??
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Piss middle szn.
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Zach Johnson isn’t impressed.
PGA Tour
@PGATour22 Jun 2025
New England's own now has two @TravelersChamp trophies 🏆🏆
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Currently sitting at +4, Rory has work cut out for him if he’s going to win the grand slam this year.
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Martin Kaymer is a bucket hat guy? I like it.
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I’ll never get tired of shooting golf in Vegas.
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161 putts? That has to be last in the field. Over 10 putts per hole? Yikes. He must be on pace to shoot almost 200. Tough scene.
David Dusek@Golfweek_Dusek15 May 2025
Cameron Davis has holed just over 161 of putts through 16 holes at the @PGAChampionship.
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I’m looking to shoot some golf next Saturday in Seattle. Anyone have any suggestions.
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Electric!!!!!!
Sean Zak@Sean_Zak29 Apr 2025
2026 Presidents Cup captains have been announced here in Chicago. Team USA: Brandt Snedeker Internationals: Geoff Ogilvy
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WTF is this????
Mark Calcavecchia@MarkCalc21 Apr 2025
Just watched Blazing Saddles for the 1st time in 40 years. Might be top 10 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Thought it was a classic all these years 👎😩
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