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Timely JavaScript advice

Joined December 2011
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The whole "fake twitter account for JS community person" meme is getting out of hand. It stopped being funny a while ago.
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Yell 'lambda!' at anonymous fns and if you see a numeric return value, babble manically about monads and stage a walkout #functionalHeckling
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That's gold RT @fakeAngus: I'm on hiatus while all my imitators crash and burn.
JS conference attendees, win new friends with ernest discussion of the ES6 weak maps proposal. Failing that say "semicolons" and wink a lot.
RT @kpk So @fakefat is retweeting @fat. That's reeally confusing.
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@fakeAngus Don't forget the new fat-tongued-frog-catching-a-fly syntax for lexical 'this'! e.g. var convenience = () :]≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈* 'yum';
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@fakeAngus You've got to be careful with MSDN - sometimes people accidentally say MDN instead. MDN (mobile dev net) is much poorer quality.
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@fakeAngus I personnaly use "console = Math". It's more compact, and you get console.abs for free, too. #myBad
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@fakeAngus your tweets are killin' it recently
Semicolons, no semicolons… we all know the real losers are the ones who use the optional var keyword.
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I really want to meet @fakeAngus but I also kinda like the mystery. #jsconf
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. @fakeAngus Always add IDs HTML elements, that way you can easily reference them as JavaScript global variables.
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The great thing about working with @fakeAngus is that you can just yell "what the hell is this??", and he'll tell you. Try it.
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#FF @fakeAngus for of high-class JavaScript advice
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I made all my passwords ●●●●●●●● so I can always be sure I'm entering them correctly.
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@fakeAngus It's also great because you can reuse variables like "i" or "j"
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Always remember the basics: Ctrl+C to copy, Ctrl+X to cut, and Ctrl+V to paste
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@fakeAngus In prototyping language as JS `constructors` are factories for objects. The language would be the same and without constructors
RT @fakeAngus OH "Should I use Jasmine or QUnit?". Haven't they heard of JSLint? #wtf