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ParisdeCatacombsFerryman

@fairym4n

the one and only best ferryman! admin: @n3tzw3rk pfp by polkaroad

 cruising through paris
Joined September 2023
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Non! Its not- its not that you are with me now i need-.. GODDAMN IT I LOVE YOU SIMON! WOTH ALL MY HEART! ..I NEED ATLEAST A FEW WEEKS- NO MONTHS WITH YOU BEFORE YOU DEPART AGAIN!-.. [sobbing continues, speech MAY sound broken cause his accent is slipping]
The Sailor Of San Sebastián (@HMSBoatMan) profile pictureThe Sailor Of San Sebastián@HMSBoatMan4h
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.. Oooouhh.. Hey- What matters, is that I'm here now. Alright? And, you could always write to me whenever you need to. [His hand shifted over to his back, patting it a few times.]
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Bonjour!
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Im gonna cry so loudly these undead drunk bastards will hear me. Come here muffin
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K wsnt tg sailoe
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// im too lazy to continue this further byt its fone, itll get updates but ik done florencetheferryman.straw.pa…
florencetheferryman's strawpage

florencetheferryman's strawpage

florencetheferryman.straw.page
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// ooc again im sorry but i fucking love this image, it just looks like headless horseman is grieving over the loss off HMS undaunted captain
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// yes its admins strawpage, i can do what i want
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WHAT THE FUCK
French Cuirassier (@johncuirassier) profile pictureFrench Cuirassier@johncuirassierNov 6
Replying to @fairym4n @HMSBoatMan
rgrhggarr hurrghgh urghh “faggot” rrrrfghgh r
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I want to hear NO COMPLAINTS being called that by your following. I JUST BEEN CALLED THE SLUR BY A SENTIENT ZOMBIE.
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//insert intimidating caption without it being corny
ParisdeCatacombsFerryman (@fairym4n) profile pictureParisdeCatacombsFerryman@fairym4nNov 6
Replying to @HMSBoatMan @johncuirassier
You know, you are just as sweet as sugar in a pie! Oui, you are my bestest pal ever!!
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I like deer, they are probably my favourite animal..
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Oh my! I love cake! Gee do you perhaps have charlotte cake?
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Why is everybody on this app talking about yams? Its spelled jam not yams. Even i know that as an old french guy!
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Why does the bread taste like wet wood with a side of rotten human flesh. Im no expert in taht stuff but goddamn it tastes like that!
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// i like beating dead horses but that apology genuinley made me think of the logan paul apology
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// NO WAIT THE COLLEEN BALLINGER APOLOGY
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// if you ever make a grave mistake and start bullshitting trust me you will never ever forget because of me
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My stomach hurts :(
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//ladiiesss im tryna work today, leave me alone type shi😂😂
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Iffghh...croissaints........😭😭
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