OG meme god. ₿-grade pleb since 2012. Still trying to login to BTC-e trollbox.

Joined February 2014
$LINK is the single most undervalued and misunderstood crypto asset. Whilst "crypto" grifts come and go, Chainlink actually does something, is being increasingly used, and is without question undervalued vs. its potential. Thinking to back the truck up.
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I rarely use Facebook, but when I do, I click all the ads I see like a maniac and buy nothing. Make their ads as infective as possible.
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Can't wait for the "Tulip Bubble" articles to start popping up when Bitcoin goes super-parabolic. Newsflash media-tards: Tulip Bubble lasted 3 years from 1634-37. Bitcoin is 17 years old, likely a full 6x older than the Tulip Bubble, when you report on it being a Tulip Bubble.
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So is it too early for the “Bipcoin Flippening” and “It’s Bitcoin, not Bipcoin!” rhetoric to begin?
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NVK used open-source code from Trezor to build Coldcard. Then Foundation forked Coldcard’s code to create Passport. NVK got mad and switched Coldcard to a Commons Clause license so competitors could no longer use their code. But because he couldn’t simply relicense the GPL code he took from Trezor, he had to remove and replace it. And during that rewrite, he introduced the RNG flaw. That flaw stayed unnoticed for 5 years because nobody had an economic incentive to spend weeks auditing code they were no longer allowed to build on. His greed caused his downfall. Do I get this right?
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WATCH: 11 minutes of influencers recommending Coldcards after March 2021, the month that they changed their software license and introduced the RNG bug. Tag your favorite Bitcoiner when you see them!
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I just saw The Odyssey by Christopher Nolan and I can state, without question, this is the single greatest achievement in human history. It's beyond words, beyond beautiful & makes the Mona Lisa look like a used McDonald's napkin. Stigmata appeared on multple movie goers. 5 Stars.
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Holy shit. I thought @Bitcoinsach's 2014 Zetacoin scam was the ultimate shitcoin starting with a "Z". Turns out 12 years later Zcash says "hold our beerz" and slaps up an even shittier spookcoin with infinite $ZEC backdoor a Claude one-liner can hack. Crypto gifts us endlessly.
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The more shameless bull posts I see about ZEC, despite its catastrophic failing and currently unknown total supply, just tells you how dead Zcash really is. It's over.
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Ok, I’ll admit it. I minted 16 trillion $ZEC before mythos patched the bug. I now own 99.999% of all Zcash, and will be liquidating my significant portfolio to purchase all surrounding properties of @cobie’s Hawthorn mansion. I will knock them down and start farming goats there.
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Wow. Zcash is giving me vibes of the Ethereum DAO hack, the Zetacoin scam, the collapse of Cryptsy, MtGox and so many early period crypto events. Could this be a new golden crypto era emerging?
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Ethereum is so over once Anthropic Mythos is out. Probably already is, you just don't know it. All your shitcoins beling to Mythos.
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This user is back after making some INSANE predictions in the past that all came true. He is now predicting $1,000,000 #Bitcoin in 2026
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The end of Western civilization in a single image
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Breaking: Bitcoin still running. Not crypto running on AWS. Reports saying all noobs catatonic.
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Hey @elonmusk, when will Tesla resume accepting #Bitcoin payments again? 👀
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Ivermectin is said to be "dangerous" - but is actually perfectly safe killing cancer and parasites. Tylenol is said to be "safe" - but is actually dangerous causing autism and destroys your liver. Thanks medical science!
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