he/they • writer • 24

6 inches deep in ur mom
Joined December 2017
having a dissociative disorder means that sometimes you will just entirely forget exactly what shit in your life is stressing you out but still feel the stress so then you feel bad about being stressed for "no reason" until you Remember
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Breaking News The Columbus statue at the state capitol in St. Paul Minnesota was just removed by Indigenous people.
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The shooter was killed within minutes of the first emergency call. 4 people were already dead. I need people to understand that a fast response and a preventable tragedy are not the same thing.
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Trans discourse boils down to this
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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Wish a. Man was. Plowing me I. Want to be treated rotten. Love Belinda.
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how it feels being disabled and needing accommodations in regular situations
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nah, 'tis not a new dagger, i just shrunk me sword in the wash :(
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“You came like 50 times” yeah ur dick is fat and ur nice to me
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Mfs with undiagnosed ocd be like “what if i dont actually have it, what if im faking and ive been lying about my struggles this whole time” bro thats literally the ocd
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black mold poisoning, excessive weed usage, and 3+ concussions have made me immune to mind readers
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when a pond has ducks in it i’m like YESSSSS a classic, exactly what should be in a pond
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I don’t understand when people post pics of their parents at like a young age. “Look at my mom in the 80s omg 😍” great now i want to fuck your mom. Is that what you want to hear? That i want to fuck your mom
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I keep accidentally triggering maternal instincts in middle age women by reminding them of their son with autism
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he pulled my panties to the side and an anvil fell on top of him
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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Shot day affirmations: ✨My tdick WILL continue to grow in length AND girth 💆‍♂️ ✨My mustache hairs will proliferate ✨I will have LOTS of gay sex in the coming days ✨My body will NOT overheat like a laptop at any given moment
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