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🧪 building since always
Joined September 2007
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how long after sex is it appropriate to open claude code?
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Many cultures have a creepy tooth fairy tradition, designed to acclimate children to the idea that they may eventually have to sell their body parts for money.
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It's really true -- not being precious about your marketing is a huge benefit. ;)
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ACME Markets is coming to @CantonNetwork Coming soon 🔔
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WALL STREET ON-CHAIN ACME Markets is coming to @CantonNetwork in March 2026 Borrow, lend, and earn CC rewards
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Dear @CryptoHayes , I respect what you have built for the industry. Perps are an amazing innovation that I believe will continue to grow rapidly. You've had a big effect on our industry. I have seen you commenting on Monad a lot for the past few days. While I'm sure some comments might have been taken out of context, I thought you might be interested in what is different about Monad and why it's not just another L1. I am sure that you had to deal with tons of FUD in your day innovating with BitMEX, and that you simply addressed the comments head on and kept powering through. I will take the liberty of doing the same. Here are a few things to know about why Monad is different: - It's really fast. You can withdraw from Coinbase and your funds show up in 1-2 seconds. It just feels magical - It's built on a completely new tech stack so that that level of speed is possible under a highly decentralized network. There are currently 170 globally-distributed validators, with more to come. You can check out the live network topology here: gmonads.com/ - This is important because while everyone is saying that blockchains have to be centralized, data center chains (or single sequencers) in order to be performant, Monad proves that the opposite is possible. Businesses, asset issuers, and global developers want decentralized and credibly neutral - they don't want to be at the whims of one sequencer - The Monad codebase is fully open source and audited, built completely from scratch in C++ and rust to introduce many HFT-style optimizations. Check it out here: github.com/category-labs/mon… - Monad introduces MonadBFT, a frontier consensus mechanism that solves the tail forking problem for pipelined consensus. That alone is a huge advancement since BFT consensus inherently requires multiple rounds of communication; pipelining (staggering) the blocks is the only way to get fast block times; and previously pipelining was vulnerable to 1-block reorgs (tail forks) that enable MEV attacks. But not anymore! - Monad introduces Async Execution, which adds further efficiencies by allowing consensus and execution to proceed in separate swim lanes. Ethereum is trying to adopt this. - Monad has a bunch of other tech innovations, like a full JIT compiler for EVM bytecode to native code, a new database (MonadDb), a new block propagation mechanism (RaptorCast), and parallel execution. You can read about it all here: docs.monad.xyz/introduction/… - The ecosystem is just starting, but there are a bunch of new apps, built by a group of young, hungry builders. You can check out some of them here: app.monad.xyz/ - The Monad Foundation and Category Labs teams are locked in and ready to keep growing the space. Research contributions in areas like async execution, gas pricing, and privacy will continue to push the space forward. This is day 6 of mainnet and our excellent teams will continue to do things differently. - Lastly, MON was the first token on Coinbase's token sales platform, with the purpose of giving as many people as possible access to the token ahead of public launch. The token sale took a "fill from the bottom" approach so that whales wouldn't be able to grab the entire sale, the way that many other launches go. If you'd like a few MON to try out the network, let me know and I'd be happy to send you some. Thanks again for your contributions to the space and I'll see you on chain.
Cointelegraph
@Cointelegraph29 Nov 2025
🚨 ALERT: Arthur Hayes says Monad could crash 99%.
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Replying to @DeltaV_xyz
@fafnir read cryptonomicon when it came out and tried to start a business selling entropy called industrial strength entropy, at 14 years old lol He’s 🐐🐐🐐
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Replying to @fafnir
welcome to the show, Giggles
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LLMs turn 10x engineers into 1000x engineers, and 1x engineers into 0.1x engineers
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⚠️Monad Founders Update From Last Week⚠️ -@cultmarkets •Onboarded 4 New Partners •Implemented systems to reduce administrative workload •Created technical architecture overview of their next product release; AI [REDACTED] -@BlockNads •Launched second onchain auction -@MuDigitalHQ •Market research survey (n=150) and private beta tests (n=10) •15 BD meetings between co-founders -@brewitmoney •150+ accounts spun up on Monad. 100+ users tapped our one-click faucet •infra upgraded - Monad agents now live for event-based swaps & sends (with @KuruExchange integration) -@zona_io •Reached 7m transactions on Monad testnet •Acquired first 2 customers for tokenized RWA product •Submitted cyberport subsidy registration, including partnerships with major blockchain firms -@AccountableData •Opened YieldApp Testnet •Released a comprehensive article about what’s coming for Accountable: x.com/AccountableDat… -@Agently_AI •Contract Address + Gitbook integrations live — auto-pull token/platform data •Sub-60s onboarding hit •100+ users onboarded •7 clients signed -@Curvance •Completed polish on deposit flow and the borrow flow •Fixed all broken unit/integration tests related to recent protocol upgrades. •Wrote new VaultZapper for 1-click erc4626 vault token actions such as LSTs, interest bearing stablecoins, etc. •Created various helper functions for test suites to more easily test varying liquidation scenarios with one or more markets. -@RugRumble •Received Farcaster developer rewards •Started curating [REDACTED] for the Monad memecoin eco -@lendhub •Telegram Notification Bot Now Live -@gorillionaireAI •WAUs: 3.34k (+25%) •TXs per week: 31k (+182%) •Shipped a new Streaks feature to reward consistent daily activity -@seertrade •Locked in two angel investors •Onboarded a new team member •600+ new users •Fixed portfolio issues: new data sets, improved win/loss analytics, fixed PnL chart •Shipped a smart contract to replace Jupiter router for fresh token trading -@Castora_xyz •Smashed 2,000,000 predictions •Revamped the Join Pool Description: Clearer terms, snapshot times, stake amounts, and potential wins, all now programmatically tailored to each pool. -@caddyfi •UI upgraded to compact multichain. •Backend upgraded to be compatible with Multichain. -@TalentumID •Talents: 1,107,746 (+26,194) •DAU: 38k (+11k) •MAU: 165k (−14k) •Minted IDs: 73,927 (+3,359) •TED holders: 124,152 (+2,067) -@agra_gg •improved margin repayment flow •supporting margin loans against morpho + euler •integrating hooks to open trades on HL using looped yield bearing collaterals •presenting use cases for funds and protocols -@monova_xyz •Launched Discord and onboarded over 200+ people -@AtlantisDEX_xyz •Launched Automated Vaults •Automated Vaults crossed $250k in TVL within the first 24hours of release •Unique Visitors (7 days): 162,990 •Total Value Locked: $21,822,070 •NFT Mints: 449,019 •NFT Swaps: 8,980,380 •MEV Protection Integration •RPC now live Compiled by @greg0040
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when people say act your age I remind them that I’m 5 in dog years
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Let us pray with the Arf, there is much to be thankful for. Through the @multisynq we produce eternal grace on #Monad Forever grinning in the void, synced with Arf, one with the @monad . ⨀ @fafnir
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the week isn't complete without exploring monad tek, and that's why we'll be looking into @multisynq tonight. what is multisynq? instead of relying on google's servers to sync your docs, multisynq creates a network where devices coordinate directly with each other in real-time. the innovation? "multiplayer infrastructure without the infrastructure'" — we have collaborative experiences through distributed networks, not centralized servers. now what is the monad connection? @monad's 10k tps, 1-second blocks, ethereum-compatible. multisynq's real-time sync layer on top. why this combo works: monad is a super fast highway, multisynq = real-time traffic coordination and what is the result get? blockchain apps that feel as smooth as web2. what exactly are the problems this solves? current blockchain apps suck because they're slow, clunky,or can't do real-time collaboration. multisynq + monad fixes this: instant synchronization, collaborative experiences that actually work, decentralized but feels centralized. real use cases ➝collaborative docs without google servers. ➝ multiplayer gaming with decentralized coordination. ➝ live project management tools. ➝ metaverse spaces with instant interaction. why does this matter? for developers: build collaborative apps without server costs. for users: web2 smoothness + web3 benefits. for the space: infrastructure that enables new categories of blockchain apps. bottom line? this isn't another token project. it's the missing piece that makes blockchain apps feel like real apps. multisynq + monad = applications that are both decentralized AND actually pleasant to use. the thesis: real-time sync is what separates "crypto experiment" from "app i'd use daily." walai we're not ready for the level of decentalization monad is bringing, adopt monad today chads.
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🔥 "The drumbeat analogy is perfect. Most systems try to rule - @multisynq's Synchronizer orchestrates. That's the difference between control and true coordination. This changes everything Keep beating @fafnir
The Synchronizer is the linchpin, the keystone, the reason. It’s not a server. It’s not a host. It’s not the king. It’s the drumbeat. It doesn’t own the state, it keeps everyone in rhythm.
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am here for synq commander @fafnir
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Kuru is excited to announce our $11.6m Series A round led by @paradigm This funding will help us scale our team and bring our vision of a fully on-chain orderbook to life on Monad.
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#Fafnir on Monad! Excited to explore the future of decentralized coordination. Let’s build together! 📷Discord: xnyx3361 #multisynq #web3 #Monad 📷Just joined the Synq ecosystem with @multisynq
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no one cares where you learned. crypto’s still small enough that great work builds its own reputation
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