Patiently waiting til my ex’s new gf stalks my story…

Sometimes being hot feels like such a waste of time

Idk why people get so offended when I say I’m straight now…

having random panic attacks is cool cause it’s a nice reminder that my mental illness is alive and well.

crack an egg on your head let the yolk run down, stab a knife in your back let the blood run down

literally 5 of my closest girl friends (friends that are girls) broke up with their boyfriends of 2-6 years this past year. I’m so proud 🥹

filing the void of no gf for a month by creating an entirely new internet persona wish me luck

For the record I 100% take this back

America’s definitely in her flop era right now.

I just took adderal this isn’t supposed to happen

Me: eats stale bread and cheese for dinner Also me: why am I depressed all the time I don’t get it?!????

I was today years old when I admitted to not knowing what a femcell is.

everyone bursts into spontaneous tears when they think about Severus Snape’s entire life trajectory right? …right?

crying and barfing at the fact that tonight I finally got the proof of love from my teacher I respected most in college 8 years later 🤮🥰

This is all I can think of instead of reading the book I’ve been trying to read for the past three hours.