jedi selector

Joined October 2026
this is exactly the kind of shit @modelshateme would say on hour 13 of a bender and you genuinely can’t believe what you’re hearing rn
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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i feel like chrisean jr rn
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new banner
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i feel like chrisean jr rn
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last night we saw unprecedented levels of horny on the terrace
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you ever be so high you wish someone else could smoke for you
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i can’t believe my cat will live her entire life without ever having a sunrise mimosa after you just called out of work to dance on the terrace
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if you’re ever bored with life just do acid
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i left space 4 hours ago why am i still only a block away
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i need a saline rinse after THAT
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good things happen when you light up a fruity cig with an @exit_2c lighter case at 3 am
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mfs be doing the most to NOT go to sleep
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give me a 12 minute mix with no vocals and a groovy ass bassline and i’m good
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almost made the space to booby trap on the river pipeline a reality but ultimately, fell short. ball up top
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need to find a good ass tree for me to hit one of these ones after this iii points week
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coke is NEVER a good idea
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flick retweeted
I’m not eyeing u bae I want the wall
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somebody check on @shecallmemyron
Breaking: Jalen Hurts will be out for the season after doctors discovered multiple blood clots in his lungs, per a statement from the team and his agent.
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eating dubai chocolate for the first time, this shit feels like sex in my mouth
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i’m never deleting this app
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