@fackjarrell

save a generous slice for me

Joined September 2011
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I’m still booling
brewster@brewsternova14 Nov 2025
Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling
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Okay that’s enough (I am deleting the Twitter app off my phone)
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claire
@rosiekennedyxx12 Sep 2025
went on a first date and I asked him what his favorite food was and he said “cookies”
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I can sniff out people who carry large karmic debts like a bloodhound
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As someone with a brain I can confirm that listening and seeing are two different senses
Nick #RespiratorsFilterAllPathogens😷 Anderegg@NickAnderegg30 Jun 2025
Can I say something? I have a BA in psych, a BPhil in linguistics, and went to grad school for cognitive psych. My research, including an undergrad fellowship, was on the cognitive relationship between written and spoken language… Audiobooks are NO DIFFERENT than reading print.
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You can’t use ai to sit in a truck bed driving through the mountains
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I take that calc 🔥🔥🔥
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Everything here is within the past 3 months bros attention span is cooked
Robert Sterling
@RobertMSterling5 Jun 2025
Top 10 days in Twitter meme history, ranked: 10. Moo Deng 9. Raygun the Australian breakdancer 8. Trump getting shot 7. Hawk Tuah 6. Peanut the squirrel 5. Chicago Pope 4. 100 dudes vs 1 gorilla 3. Trump working at McDonald’s 2. Scottie Sheffler getting arrested 1. Today
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Are streamers just permanent middle schoolers
ryan 🤿
@scubaryan_1 Jun 2025
Stable Ronaldo might’ve just made the longest homemade Slip’n’Slide in the world 😭😭
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Yes bless me
Prophetess Faith Mhembere@prophetessfay126 May 2025
Any finger that touches this, your finances will triple in June.
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Prophetess Faith Mhembere@prophetessfay126 May 2025
Any finger that touches this, your finances will triple in June.
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I’m applying for jobs at defense contractors idgaf anymore I need a bag
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Dear God
@TheRich_Gospel13 May 2025
BREAKING NEWS: Every finger that touches this post will receive good news in JUNE!!!
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It warms my heart to know I have kissed a Shenzhen vape factory worker through plastic ❤️🌎🌏
Out of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumans5 May 2025
Factory workers in Shenzhen test as many as 10,000 vapes each day.💨
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I hate this style of writing so much. It tries to be all punchy and I’m pretty sure I have 5 paragraph essays from 5th grade where I wrote like this. Grow up
Culture Explorer
@CultureExploreX22 Apr 2025
Most people think a pope dies, and that’s it. Funeral, mourning, next man up. But what actually happens behind Vatican walls? It’s one of the oldest and most secretive rituals in the world. And it just got triggered. 🧵👇
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Okay that was a nice return to Twitter for a few weeks goodbye internet strangers
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Facts
Jeremy Fragrance@JeremyFragrance15 Mar 2025
Do Whats Right.
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Use this sparingly
Reginald Stubbs@regstubbs196912 Mar 2025
BloodClarting Diarrhea Ass Pussy Bitc h
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I have a feeling someone will try during the summer
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