You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
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I'm going to start a rumor that the league forced the Bucks to trade Giannis so the Heat could have a star running up to the GTA VI launch window
Don't worry Giannis, you're playing my Mavs tomorrow, might get your first win of the season
I'm still holding out hope we're getting a Criterion Collection release like K-Pop Demon Hunters and Anora did
I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told how Billy died that day
The letter said that he was a hero
She should be proud he died that way
I heard she threw the letter away
Yeah, I was right to rewatch Digger. It's so much better watching it a second time now that you know what to look for.
When the time come to give it a home release, please give us a Criterion Collection edition in the best possible quality Mr. Cruise, Mr. Iñárritu
The whole discourse around Digger and its box office numbers reminds me of that quote from Brian Eno about The Velvet Underground and Nico
"The first Velvet Underground album only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it started a band"
We're almost there, who's going to be the first $100 million per year player?
You're telling me there's not one American wunderkind in an academy somewhere better than Pulisic?!?!?!?!? Gilberto Mora is 17!!!!!
Damn, it sucks when the greatest player in the world is on the most evil team #ARGAUT
Sounds exactly like a fake song from The Simpsons 20 years ago
Trouble is here. 😈
@yaonlylivvonce's "Trouble" music video just dropped days before she challenges Women's World Champion @steph_vaquer at #WrestleMania!
Oh god, the FBI's being run by Aziz Ansari's character from Parks and Rec
A source sent me this photo of Kash Patel’s customized Nike’s. The shoes feature a number 9 (Patel is the 9th FBI director), a Punisher skull (a vigilante killer from Marvel Comics), and his personal logo (K$H). The backs of the shoes show the FBI motto: "Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity". Patel was photographed wearing them at an FBI Academy event that featured UFC fighters.
Oh yeah, Fanduel Sports know they're about to shut down and started to stop putting effort into the broadcasts
We knew this about 11 years ago, SNL actually had a sketch with Kenan Thompson going undercover as Al Sharpton to bring down the mob
youtube.com/watch?v=zMfXiDO8…
I don't think I can handle 7 more months of Seth-volution. The spear from Bron and the Tsunami from Bronson is going to be cathartic, but the 20 minutes opening promos and show-ending beatdowns can only take you so far 😮💨
I know one of you rich bastards has the money, offer Jerry $12 billion to get him out of the way. I'm sick of his shit man. Stephen A is going to be ungodly insufferable this year, especially after Week 4
BREAKING: Cowboys trading DE Micah Parsons to Packers and agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal including $136M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @SlaterNFL)
