@facedances3

You can't have a bad laugh

 Mesa, AZ
Joined June 2009
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Chris Pratt accidentally erased 51,000 emails. If the acting gigs dry up he could get a job at the CIA
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Billy Joel is selling off his motorcycles. He should call it the “We Didn’t Start the Fire Sale”
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Larry had a hell of a run, but this is a business.
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Watching “Cupid’s Quiver@ #Fridaythe13thTheSeries on @WatchComet guest starring the late Denis Forest as a total creep who uses a cursed statue to get girls to fall for him
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The Xcuses-Files #ASongOrMovieForMakingExcuses
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The Running Manager #ResponsibilityInASongOrMovie
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If you don’t do the drum solo, I don’t believe you’re human
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Sep 26
So, "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins came on a few minutes ago at work. I was the ONLY person who did the air drum solo. I don't wanna work here anymore. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
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metv.com/quiz/how-well-do-yo…

I got8 out of 10 - How well do you know these classic disaster movies?

Hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, oh my! Catastrophic weather, earthquakes and cities on the brink of destruction have made disaster movies a Hollywood staple for decades. From classics to modern...

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Just tuned in to #theadventuresofyoungindianajones on @MoviesTVNetwork . Indy just arrived in Venice and a fortune teller predicted someone’s death. Looks fun
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I think Jordan’s sister has a taste for some Whisker Lickins
General Hospital
@GeneralHospital
Sep 26
WATCH: Jordan questions Monet's unwelcome move to Port Charles. #GH

Port Charles is My City | General Hospital (September 25th, 2026)

Jordan questions Monet's unwelcome move to Port Charles. #GeneralHospital

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I don’t think anyone wants to play Marco Hurricane Polo
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Squeezebox, Substitute and See Me, Feel Me
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@musicalvagabond
Sep 24
What are your three favorite songs by The Who?🎶
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Susan was a shy girl but if you got enough nicotine in her pretty soon she was cutting the pants off motherfuckers.
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Naked Eyes singer Peter Byrne, whose band scored hits in the 1980s with ‘Always Something There to Remind Me’ and ‘Promises, Promises,’ dies at 74. ew.com/peter-byrne-naked-eye…

Peter Byrne, Naked Eyes singer, dies at 74

Naked Eyes singer Peter Byrne, whose band scored hits in the 1980s with ‘Always Something There to Remind Me’ and ‘Promises, Promises,’ dies at 74.

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I gotGilligan - Take this quiz to find out which Gilligan's Island character you're getting...

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were stranded on an island? Which items would you take? How would you get home? And, of course, possibly the most important question: Who would you...

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A Turkish city won a Guinness World Record for the largest pot of baked beans. Hopefully they also won an award for largest air freshener
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Watching #TalesFromtheDarkside on @WatchComet. It’s an episode I don’t think I’ve seen before involving an Ouija board.
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Celebrating the first day of fall with a high of only 96 degrees
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Taylor Swift was caught on camera yesterday mouthing “that’s my husband”. I guess when you’ve dated as many celebrities as she has you need to remind yourself who you married.
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