@fableswynd

Scottish, celtic language nerd, folklore obsessive, history lover, anti-facist, goth queen wanna be. i love the block button dont try me. she/her

 Edinburgh
Joined November 2010
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For full authenticity read my tweets in a Scottish accent.
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MY MOST GRIEVOUS FAULT
a guy called tyrone@tyrsttleOct 22
MY FAULT!
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Even standing up a ladder I couldn’t get a full pic because it’s massive. The camera makes the colours appear different for some reason but anyway it’s dooooone
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We have a glass bottle of vanilla coffee syrup and a glass bottle of garlic infused olive oil right next to each other in the kitchen. You can infer the rest of this….
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Why is chopping up corn on the cob the hardest thing in the world. I’ve massacre it.
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Making a Halloween blanket. It’s about 2/3 of the way done and squint as hell but hell yeah crafting
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She would find a patch of sun in a black out
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Went to an art gallery and now I’m making mince and tatties. Life is truly a gift.
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After my last one mysteriously disappeared two years ago I’ve finally minded to buy a tattie masher when I was in a shop and not when I’m standing mashing tatties with a fork cursing myself
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Watched a whole bunch of cooking videos online to get inspiration and all the American ones are some form of “open this packet” “open this jar” “pour in this mix” “squeeze in this sauce” “open another packet and add to packet one” “a tub of this” “egg whites from a carton”
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Well, I can’t do any of that and also the plastic waste is immense.
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“Locals start work at 10am” mate I start work at 7:30 what are you on abouuuuut
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 12
Edinburgh [🎞️ innovativegemz]
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Baked a lasagne, went for a walk and now about to attend a talk about the cultural history of death 🍂
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I actually don’t have time for a plague. Wrap it up.
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What in the yank nonsense is charging people to pick apples off trees
Cybele
@cybelethebestOct 4
Absolutely baffled at the sight of childless adults picking apples at the orchard. Are you going to go on a hay ride too? Why are you buying apples for like $100 a pound when you don’t have a toddler to dress in flannel for pictures?
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We’re having some sort of constant debate about what is and what isn’t acceptable to butter at work. Today I hit out with the hydrogen bomb that I butter scotch pancakes.
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My take is: I can only eat butter when it’s melted. Cold butter gies me the boak. A colleague is only certain types of bread should ever be buttered ie NEVER baguettes. A third is the butter the bread for soup debate.
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*laughs in Scottish then starts greeting about Scotland’s shame*
Hassan@ftblhassanSep 22
Slow news day @Telegraph?
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Hitting shuffle on my eclectic playlist and letting the first song dictate my mood for the whole day
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Unfortunately for my colleagues it was Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car
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GOVANHILL
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 17
Time Out Magazine has released its ranking for this year's 40 coolest neighborhoods in the world. The top 5 are: 1. Jongno 3-ga, Seoul, South Korea 2. L’Ocean District, Rabat, Morocco 3. Neos Kosmos, Athens, Greece 4. Chinatown, Los Angeles, USA 5. Govanhill, Glasgow, Scotland (timeout.com/travel/coolest-n…)
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