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i opened 2 gifts today, they were my eyes, thaaank God.

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2015
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Good thing Don has only taken 15 shots tonight, right Cavs fans. Keep passing Don, don’t be aggressive even though you’re a top 7-8 scorer in the nba
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“Still crazy SGA was called a free throw merchant last year”
Still crazy SGA was called a free throw merchant last year despite shooting less free throws than 21 combined years of MJ, Kobe, and Bron. SGA is on pace to have only 469 free throw attempts this year.
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celebrations this season have been🔥😭
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If Darius Acuff was named Darkola Acufovic niggas would be calling him a future hall of famer
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do you ever be laying in your warm comfy bed while your alarm for work is going off thinking what if i just shot myself in the head instead
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I hate when a mf use my phone and start walking around nigga stand right here
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novemberrr what u got for a nigga that didn’t give up in febuary
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Coworker just talked to me for 10 straight minutes
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Walked over to Ja after stealing home court and said “fun as hell fellas” cause Ja said they was having fun in Game 1 😭😭😭
I know people say don’t talk trash to Luka, but I think Steph is even more of the type you don’t talk to and Luka got him going last night 🤣
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i do this shit for 0 likes and 3 unfollows idc
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i just have to accept it
October photo dump, anyone?
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your 20s are literally just try not to become ur father and break the curse
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telling someone about the past few months of your life and them saying "I'd kill myself"
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
JWILL JUST BAPTIZED SENGUN OMG
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Just saw a kid trick-or-treating without a bag, best Evan Mobley costume I’ve ever seen
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Congratulations to some NBA team that just won this year's championship because by far the best team just lost THREE STARTERS to major injury - two All-Stars and three all-defense players. Rejoice, NBA, you don't have to grind your teeth about those boring Thunder any more.
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Uncs still giving belt 😭😭😭
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😭😭
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I’m just waiting for Shams to tweet that Ajay has been shot and Shai got deported
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malik/faaathom retweeted
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM for their own PCs is a waste and instead should be saved for data centers "It’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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