All tweets come with extra salt. PFP by @Spaghettilizard

Somewhere, New Jersey
Joined February 2022
And he's very, very upset with us.
Just remember, God is in control.
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We must arm and train the moderate ants on the ground
TWO ANT COLONIES HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A WAR OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO FOR DECADES. ЗОМ DIE PER YEAR. THE FRONT LINE IS MILES LONG. SCIENTISTS COMPARED IT TO WORLD WAR I TRENCH WARFARE
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I'm not as alarmed by the situation in France as other people because I've read enough French history to know that occasionally burning down Paris because a suburban school district's teachers are getting a 25% raise instead of a 28% raise is one of their national pastimes.
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The Germans have beer and administration, the Dutch have bicycles and engineering, the British have tea and gardening, and the French have wine and building barricades in the streets.
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Sure. Why not.
⚖️ 🏳️‍⚧️ Juiz decide que jovem trans de 19 anos, apontado como neonazista e acusado de planejar um ataque racista a um templo hindu nos arredores de Chicago, nos EUA, receberá injeções hormonais na prisão enquanto aguarda julgamento.
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I've been looking at illustrations of pre-19th century Anglican ceremonial and was struck by this depiction of Durham Cathedral in 1790. What stands out to me is the apparent longways position of the Table, despite this being long post-Laud, and the two quite large candles.
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I think any Anglican congregation looking for a building should just move into the nearest Presbyterian church, considering we already live rent-free in their heads.
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I'm surprised so many people are guessing this is an Anglican parish, even without the 🦬 in the OP's username my first guess still would've been LCMS.
Protestants could never match this type of aura.
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This lady and beer-drunk Marie Gluesenkamp Perez are my presidential dream ticket.
The House would be 435D-0R and the Senate would be 69D-31R on November 4th if this was run as an ad round the clock in every market.
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The country needs to balance out MAGA's macho divorced dad energy with flyover Dem girlfailure drunk aunt energy. Then we can return to normalcy.
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Replying to @CDHenry_PA
The rest of us that believe in science and medicine watching you cornballs argue.
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The Catholic Church's opposition to the death penalty becomes more understandable when you realize it's mostly used in places that don't have Western-style systems of rights and due process but instead look more like this.
A question for the pro-death penalty side: In 2010, a Catholic woman from a village in Pakistan was sentenced to death after a squabble with her Muslim neighbors over a cup of water. They claimed she slandered Mohammed i.e. committed the act of blasphemy. The state mandated she be given the death penalty. Pope Benedict stepped in and called for her release. She spent 8 years in jail but was eventually released and fled the country in 2018. Question: Should the Pope have remained silent and not intervened with the affairs of Pakistan and their use of the death penalty?
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Happy Columbus Day!
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I had a grumpy old man moment today. I was using a computer at the library and saw some kids had downloaded Roblox on two of the computers. I deleted it and emptied the recycle bin on both of them before I left.
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My GamerSupps sponsorship fell through. Shill issue.
My pickles are bland. Dill issue.
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You need to be Excel-maxxing You need to be spreadsheet-pilled You need to be arranging every set of data you know into neatly organized cells of rows and columns
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"Battle of Lepanto? That's kind of interesting, I guess. Anyway, you catch the game last night?"
The ceiling of the baldacchino in the new Our Lady of the Rosary in Greenville, SC portrays the night sky over the Bay of Lepanto on Oct 7, 1571
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This might be the single dumbest take I've ever seen on this hellsite, and I've seen some stinkers.
I have yet to hear a Catholic hymn that literally praises Satan the way Martin Luther's most famous hymn praises Satan.
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There used to be a spreadsheet that would make the rounds with ACNA diocesan reporting data sorted by positions on women's ordination. I remember the data being out of date by a few years, so I made my own based on the 2024 data (the latest I could find). docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Dioceses with female priests have 502 parishes with a total ASA of 55,628. Dioceses without female priests have 516 parishes with a total ASA of 40,127. Worth keeping in mind that there are parishes and clergy opposed in WO in pro-WO dioceses, and vice versa.
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That young chad's name? Albert Einstein.
I talked to a young man last week. He was a 6'4" Chad, 28 years old, brown hair, A10 (light blue) eyes, D2 college basketball player, tan, lean muscles. Handsome guy. But where did I meet him? He was working as a waiter at a small diner. Earning $2.13 an hour plus tips. The girls who swipe right on dating apps with height filters are the same girls (I assume) who reject his job applications when he applies to white-collar corporate jobs. I gave him a $40 tip on like a $15 breakfast, but I have no idea how he pays rent. He told me he's living in a small apartment with 3 other guys who got him the waiter job. And he said he had a hard time finding any kind of other work for several months before he got hired at the diner. How is this young white man supposed to buy a house on $2.13 per hour? How is he supposed to attract a hot girl and settle down? This is what we're doing to our best young men. We are brutally crushing and suppressing American talent. It's wrong. It's unfair, and it needs to stop.
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