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Steve

@exquisitebiscs

Numpty.

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Joined February 2010
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Dolly Parton’s death just reminded me of Stormzy’s thread about Jolene 😭
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cole@c_0L_eJul 6
Maybe the best tweet I’ve ever seen
Kris Wall (@KrisWall92) profile pictureKris Wall@KrisWall92Jul 6
Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england
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Sam matterface and Lee Dixon the most boring duo in commentating history
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Rory@StokeroryMay 28
Touring bands, this is proof you dont have to charge £70 a ticket for an arena tour (Courteeners)
Paul Heaton (@PaulHeatonSolo) profile picturePaul Heaton
@PaulHeatonSoloMay 28
Replying to @PaulHeatonSolo
Tickets (£39.50+ticket fees)on sale 9:30am Fri 5th June.Pre-order the album @ shop.paulheaton.emi.com by 12pm Tues 2nd for pre-sale access(9:30am Wed 3rd). Paul, Rianne & the band will perform songs from his whole career incl Beautiful South,Housemartins & his recent solo success
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Tottenham Independent Transfer Stories (@solventspurs) profile pictureTottenham Independent Transfer Stories@solventspurs20 Dec 2025
To be fair, sacking a manager because winning a trophy and finishing 17th is “unacceptable”, then proceeding to finish 17th with no trophy, would be the funniest thing this football club has ever done.
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Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge
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The GOLDENEYE teaser is easily the greatest trailer in cinema history. Prove me wrong.
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This is actually impossible because it was released in 2006 and the 80s was 20 years ago
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic17 Nov 2025
Casino Royale was released 19 years ago today.
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Am told the goalkeeper refused to play
Brentford FC Women (@BrentfordFCW) profile pictureBrentford FC Women
@BrentfordFCW2 Nov 2025
Your Bees at Saltdean 🐝
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Happy Halloween!
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I'm selling tickets to La Bohème on Twickets (face value or less) twckts.com/N6IQ #Twickets
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"I once become a meme for being bad at my job and my face was everywhere."
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Peter Lovenkrands (@lovenkrands11) profile picturePeter Lovenkrands@lovenkrands118 Feb 2018
12 years old today😍 Happy Birthday my beautiful boy💙 instagram.com/p/Be71uEQg8ra/
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I am selling 1 verified ticket for AC/DC on 21 August 2025 at Scottish Gas Murrayfield, Edinburgh via Ticketmaster. Interested? secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs…
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How many more goals did Sheffield United score than Burton?
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Wrong.
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lavitalenta (@lavitalenta) profile picturelavitalenta@lavitalenta4 Jun 2025
This is the coolest anyone has ever looked
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(fan) Trey (@UTDTrey) profile picture(fan) Trey
@UTDTrey21 May 2025
The worst season of my life Thank you @ManUtd
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