Hey man, can you review my 5,000 line diff pull request? Half of it is verbose Claude slop comments that just restate the logic of each function in squishy English. Fuck you by the way!
Walking through an older neighborhood and my recurring thought is that while yes some of these old houses are beautiful, 100% of the housing stock here should have been torn down and rebuilt 40 years ago. Stuck.
New deodorant claims product was made without any animal testing so I’ll have to take matters into my own hands and get this stuff into the armpit of a chimp
I fear that Denver is unworthy of Waymos. I’ve seen the way you heathens treat Lime scooters. “Whatsoever you do to the least of my robots, that you do unto me”
I bet id sleep so well suspended vertically in a bacta tank. Like are we sure the human is meant to sleep horizontally?
My main takeaway after vacationing in Europe for two weeks as an American is that everywhere else is the hood
I wish my wrists could rotate 360 degrees so that no matter which position I’m sleeping in I could comfortably grip my wife’s butt
It’s not enough to defend beauty - are you prepared to go on the offensive for a more beautiful world?
we shape our tools & our tools shape us
we shape our tools & our tools shape us
we shape our tools & our tools shape us
we shape our tools & our tools shape us
As long as you have Franks Red Hot lying around you never need to learn how to cook. Just douse that shit in hot sauce and it will Taste Good
The masculine urge to walk into the woods and find a tree to die under when you start to get the tiniest little sniffly runny nose
If your kitchen counter has a 90 degree angle corner you need to be repping out as many dips as you can before the microwave timer runs out