exo texts

bbh: WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES DO U WANNA FUCKIN GO yixing: me bbh: ...ON A DATE

junmyeon: don't break someone's heart they only have one jongdae: break their bones they have 206 of those

pcy: we need to go baek! come out bbh: i'm gay sehun: the universe already knows you like dick jongin: we support you tho!

jongdae: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me bbh: bc rollercoasters can make me scream

jongin: uwu ksoo: what the fuck is uwu junmyeon: language ksoo: uwu is a language?

bbh: guys go like my pics on instagram minseok: i don’t even like you in person jongdae: LMFAOOOO

pcy: go ahead without me bro jongin: i can't do that bro, you're my brohana pcy: bro jongin: brohana means family, brohana means no bro gets left behind

minseok: why’s sehun crying junmyeon: he took one of those “which exo member are you?” quizzes minseok: who’d he get? junmyeon: me

bbh: i'd rather see you in this bbh: yixing: there's nothing there yixing: OH yixing: that was smooth

jongin: we are brothers ksoo: you know if you take an R out of there it becomes “bother” and i really relate to that pcy: brothe jongdae: 2 types of people

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yixing: hey bro wanna try these virtual reality goggles pcy: no bro yixing: why bro pcy: bc i don’t want to be in a reality where you don’t exist bro yixing: bro

junmyeon: i stepped on a corn flake so does that make me a cereal killer? [junmyeon was removed from the group chat] minseok: do not add him back in

pcy: im leaving rn junmyeon: kys pcy: what???????????? junmyeon: keep yourself safe...?

jongin: wanna be my boyfriend? sehun: no. jongin: haha sorry that was my mom

jongdae: Z is just a sideways N junmyeon: it’s 3am pls stop jongdae: Zo

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jongin: whatcha doing minseok: just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you know the usual jongin: why are you taking science classes??? minseok: breathing jongin. i’m breathing.

bbh: hey i have two tickets for the new movie jongdae: i’m so happy for you. you can go twice bbh: you didn’t have to do me like this