Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip
Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes
Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot
Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields
Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill
Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle
Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope
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Funny Quote of the Day: "I can think of many reasonable excuses for needing a cocktail, but Cinco De Mayo is always a no-brainer." - Rachel Hollis