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Joined October 2011
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Shoutout to whoever made this hat, it’s let me crack many a fat men
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keep misreading these as Doritos Hamas
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happy saw (2004) day to all those who celebrate #September10
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every time i see this video i have to rt it. this is what life's about
クロワッサンを食べるオウムの優雅な朝
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Everybody from Home Alone 2 is dying this year except HIM
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"hey, who's there? where the fuck am i? "..." "oh Jesush Chrwist"
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Me on opening night to see Resident Evil because I’m gay and just like zombie movies.
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When I get a little time off work and get a taste of unemployment
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Teaching my compressible flow course online is giving me the opportunity to answer some long-standing questions, such as: Just how fast *is* that eagle in the @USPS logo going? Turns out, about Mach 4.9...
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Backrooms (2026) Dir. Kane Parsons
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Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?
Erika Kirk says Europe is no longer safe as it has surrendered to criminals, while the US is safe under Trump.
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Thank you I will adjust accordingly
Physicist Michio Kaku suggests dark matter isn’t matter at all. It is gravity leaking from a parallel dimension.
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this is literally so weird. cancelling the show with a black female lead only to give us a spin off with a white male who’s character is a racist …. like that’s so weird . marie’s story isn’t done and neither are any of the character in gen v. they dropped the ball so bad
‘GEN V’ has been canceled after 2 seasons.
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milky leon wip #leonkennedy
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the bowling alley screen when you hit a strike:
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Iran has wealthy areas and poor areas just like any other country. But I find it most telling that showcasing extreme wealth is how you appeal to Americans. These are a people that think wealth=good and its how they justify killing you when you're impoverished by their sanctions.
You’re telling me this is what Iran looks like? They have the absolute worst PR then.
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They’re about to start enlisting inmates with marijuana charges instead of just releasing them back into society…..and they’re gonna try and brand it as some 2nd chance program ass bullshit just to send black people to their deaths
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Army raises maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42, and removes waiver requirement for single marijuana possession conviction.
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