ᴘʀᴏғ. ᴇʟᴠɪɴ ɢᴀᴅᴅ

════*.·:·.✧ ✦  ✧.·:·.*════ gen·ius /ˈjēnyəs/ noun a person who is exceptionally intelligent or creative, either generally or in some particular respect. ════*.·:·.✧ ✦  ✧.·:·.*════

DO NOT EAT GLUE

WHAT

[] i seriously need to be more active here im literally the ONLY E GADD LIVING

[] we dyin

[] i mean we have shit like capcomunited, nintendounited, shit like that, honestly we just need something like that except more open some sls or something it worked for the splatoonverse i love this verse either way

[] mario verse doesnt seem to interact with eachother a whole lot from what ive seen myself, most of it is mvrp thanks to smash god i wish we were bigger

[] 'sorry i have so many accounts' i say, making yet another new account

[] im so sorry im inactive on some accounts i have around 9 currently and it's hard to keep track of them all

"..Who in the heck is Lancer?" He questions quietly. "And.. Clown? Ehh? Did a circus pass by? ... Ehh.. All well." He takes the sign out and shrugs. Time to burn it or something.

Did. Did a 7 year old just call me a clown?

Dear god, another one? "Why do all these kids keep.." The rest is a low mumble. He's reading the sign now.

hHELP ME YOUR MOMS GONNA KILL M-

"Ah.. Man, I'm gettin' too old for all this.." Old man's sitting on a stool. He's researching another weird blob thing. Probably trying to make another Gooigi or something. "Hey, anyone got any coffee? I need.. Maybe 13 gallons."

I-I'M NOT MA'AM P-PLEASE SPARE ME

"I'd bet! So young, with so many jobs.. Man, you sound like a couple fellas I know! Though, they're a while older than you. But you best still be careful doin' those jobs of yours, never know what sorta thing can give ya an ol' injury!"

SCREAMS

SHE WON'T BE IF SHE THINKS I'M ENCOURAGING YOU TO BE A STRIPPER

oh no akira your mom followed me help

"That's the spirit, sonny!" E. Gadd is a strange old man. "I'm sure she'll get over is sooner or later. Pole dancers are extremely flexible, and flexibility is needed in a lot of situations, afterall. One day it'll pay off. ... Also, don't overwork yourself!"