@ewjerseys

Resident monster fucker || “I’m so proud of you!” -Frank 6•1•19 || @iamtyrod ❤️ || she/they || self loathing from New Jersey

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Joined June 2016
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Boston, that was such a blast. thank you so very much xofrnk I tried to adjust, but i’m young and screwed up. how do you expect me to believe when you were my age you didn’t (fuck everything up)123, 123? - for the young lady who asked to clarify the lyric to This song is a curse.
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dude@tradboiwifeSep 6
1000 penis stealing bees have been sent to your location
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rose@roramdinSep 2
Fuck sorry man I’d be there right now but all the blood came out of my body all at once from every hole
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cpa@cpawrestlesJul 27
We sure are
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Today, everyone in Jersey is legally obligated to be affectionate about CPA
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Balls in your court, Darby
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsJul 23
The Netherlands is launching men further than anyone has ever been launched before
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Best day of my life
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Funniest man on earth, genuinely
Danhausen
@DanhausenADJun 15
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i LOVE danhausen lore
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krisp.@fevdrynApr 16
memehausen
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Danhausen is very undefeated, very evil! (and will be looking into the pyro mishaps on behalfs of his dear friend Kip Wilson) @WWE
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Goodmorninghausen! Say it back or you are cursed.
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b🐿@rheashorrorMar 30
real
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Very nice, very TEQUILA!😁 Who would you like to see Danhausen face in his first match? I’ll start: Grayson Waller.
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frank and g kewpie flashes r done 🥹awh
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Very Nice ~ Very Evil
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b🐿@rheashorrorMar 24
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Name This Team 👏👏
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The Danhausen Zone
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most desirable man in america
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