Ethan Barton (@ewbarton) profile picture

Musician, Bartender, Student of Sarcasm

Ft. Worth, Nashville, Columbus
Joined February 2012
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This exists now. Go give us a follow to keep up with our music, show dates, stuff that we're digging… instagram.com/p/x0v3G0OhkJ/
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Cameron Crowe Reflects on Philip Seymour Hoffman's 'Almost Famous' "Magic" bit.ly/1fsfna9
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RT @kelseykaywins: In another confirmed attempt to kill fan girls world wide, @NathanFillion will be appearing in @nbccommunity this week.
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Troy and Abed in a bubbbbble! #Community
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Trying for the Kingdom: Lou Reed's Early Years bit.ly/1aPhkdg
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This one really hurts: Lou Reed is reportedly dead at age 71: bit.ly/17m8loJ
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Watch Wes Anderson's Grand Budapest Hotel Trailer bit.ly/19Mp6pg
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nanowrimo.org/pep-talks/neil… RT @NightHellcat: I've been having trouble writing lately. Do you have a pep talk for the writer who thinks she can?
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Are we the only ones who want to hear Coulson say "You can't take Skye from me"? #AgentsofSHIELD
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Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren’t as smart.
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Well everyone knows that General Custer died at Little Big Horn. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't?
“@PasteMagazine: Breaking: Disney Buys Lucasfilm for $4B, 'Star Wars' 7 in the works bit.ly/Rrl538” no freakin way. @ewbarton
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RT: “@PasteMagazine: Ohio State Marching Band’s Videogame-Inspired Halftime Show bit.ly/WNxtLs” This is awesome!
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At least Ohio State is holdin it down for my boy @ewbarton.
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Long week? #TGIFett
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Thank you Julia/C, and thank you Dan Harmon. RT @britsterrett @danharmon and @dannypudi should give this a read. juststimming.wordpress.com/2…
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Replying to @ewbarton
@ewbarton “@DeathStarPR In fairy tales you get rescued by knights in shining armor. In reality (cont) tl.gd/hmt3c7
Never been so angry at a restaurant. Esperanza's is about to lose a ton of business. That's what you get when your managers an ass.
Now introducing the new @ewbarton instagr.am/p/JnHxn8Fby0/
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"The...Show" today included guest star @hausofglitch. We cover communication and preparation. Or lack there of. Tune in...it's a beating
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