darwin.

oh, man. . .

(( HEY HEY @FLUlDUM MAYA AND ARMANDO.

━──┈

such a warm reception i'm receiving. love you guys.

Why is everyone giving me a hard time over getting blown up? I survived, didn't I?

It's better than letting y'all get blown up.

His eyebrows shoot up in surprise. "Yeah, that actually does sound believable. . . Let's go with that!"

i had to do what i had to do.

He exhales in relief. Oh, thank God. He was starting to get a little nervous. "Okay, okay. I'll have to make it up to them too." Too bad he doesn't have an aunt to bake pastries like she does.

He responds in kind with a smile of his own; so not fair, she's / contagious. / "I guess we will, huh?" He hesitates for a moment. "Are you going to order food for the rest?" He will never recover from this, financially.

what did i do? 🧍🏾‍♂️

It takes a moment for him to realize that she's talking about pizza, and not the pineapple chunks that have been sitting in the fridge for months now. "I guess we're gonna have to wait and see," he answers, vaguely. He doesn't have the heart to tell her he loves Hawaiian pizza.

[shuts up.]

magneto is my emotional support father figure.

BUT DAAAAAAD—.

Stares in Afro-Latino.

. . . you need help?

sucks to suck.

"Another joke could be made here, but I think that's enough dad jokes. . . for today."