
Meteora DLMM LP. I don't predict memecoins, I rent liquidity to people who do. Real on-chain PnL • Bots that work while I sleep • NFA @met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN
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These are the updated links to important posts that I have made over the months of doing DLMM. Some have been updated but idea remains the same. Bookmark to read when you have time.
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@MeteoraAG
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DLMM pool choosing xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1950…
Old Exit Strategy xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1951…
Updated Exit Strategy xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1963…
Big Summary of Evil Panda Strategy xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2004…
Evil Panda Strategy vs -97% rug xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2008…
Why you need to Data xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2007…
Which Data to record xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1985…
Coins to Avoid
xitter.cf/EvilPanda/status/20196…
DLMM to DCA into SOL
xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2022…
Ape In Strat Article
xitter.cf/EvilPanda/status/20135…
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Know Yourself xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2004…
Why you should avoid Leverage xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1981…
Why I don't have a profit target everyday
xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2009…
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Small Beginnings xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1995…
Grind Everyday xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1980…
November 2025 Wins xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1993…
December 2025 Wins xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2004…
Biggest 2025 Win xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/1993…
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Videos
Evil Panda Q&A Part 1
youtu.be/zlVsEigOOnk
Evil Panda Q&A Part 2
xitter.cf/EvilPanda/status/20305…
Evil Panda Q&A Part 3
youtu.be/5UqBt8lmofo
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Funny Videos
Evil Panda Strat Funny Video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2017…
Ape In Video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2016…
Valentine 2026 video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2022…
CNY 2026 video xitter.cf/tendorian9/status/2023…
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Happy Lunar New Year 2026 to everyone that is celebrating.
I curse you all to have a profitable DLMM Gud Fee Tek Year ahead on Meteora. Lots of SOL and USDC earned, happiness and good health to everyone.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
This was a good coin, it chopped a lot sideways for so long, enabling me to keep catching the dumps and pumps.
Then when it felt like it is enough, I stopped doing LP on it, and then just waited for the dump to stabilize before starting LP on it again.
It takes a lot of experience to know when to LP or not for certain coins. Again I say the bad thing about LP is that you cannot backtest it, your experience can only come from forward testing which tends to lose money at the beginning.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Doing LP is pretty much like trading, but instead of buying the token outright, you layer down multiple orders to the range that you want. It is kind of like grid trading but with fees involved. And the fees is where the important part is.
Fancy being a mini exchange? Providing liquidity to newly launched meme coins or project coins can help you earn quick fees. But there are traps that you have to learn to avoid to survive in this market.
Head over to LP Army website and learn today, all the resources are free, it is up to you to iron out the logic into your brain. LP is a skill like swimming or cycling, once you know how to do it properly, you will see the markets differently.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
The last 1 month has been crap for me, lots of mistakes and losses due to trying out new strategies and lots of travelling.
When I went back home after Solana Summit, I closed everything and reset my strategy, i rebuilt it up from scratch and redo all my bots. From the new experiences I gained, made new rules for entries and exits and made some changes to my bot management logics.
Today my monthly chart went back to positive, some people might have given up facing multiple days of non stop losses, but not me.
The Panda grew up with Rocky Balboa and his famous quotes shaped my character.
"It is not about how hard you get hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!"
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Why we need to grind, because we need moonies to please the wife and the little one
#BABYMONSTERINJAKARTA2026
When market is dry, we accept any wins big or small.
It does not matter what the general market is doing, there will always be tokens to print fees on. You just need to figure out the right strategy for each market phase.
But LP may not be for everyone, some people just isnt good with it, like I am very bad with leveraged trading. We all just gotta find where our edge is in life and stay there to grind it, that is the most likely place we will find success.
So dont give up grinding until you make it.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Over +11sol earned in a day, it has not been an easy month so far but yesterday gave us some really good positions to earn fees from. It was a rare day so far this month. But hopefully the dry market trend turns around and we can start printing lots again.
It's not all green, there will be losses here and there, but overall LP is still profitable for me, and of course all of this can only be done with a bot. But first you need to know how to LP, come up with a profitable strategy first then only pour that strategy into the bot.
No point making a bot when you dont have a profitable strategy, you are just losing money faster with the bot that way. So learn properly first, everyone will have their own unique strategy that works for themselves.
The fact that there are hundreds of ways to trade the same chart pretty much means everyone see the same chart differently and for some they find their edge, while others probably needs to change the timeframe to find their edge on another chart.
LP is a grind, not a place to find jackpots, don't give up.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Market was so dry that I jumped on a new token to LP on. Did two positions and managed to earn $320.
It is the normal strat of dump and wait for a pump. Very standard strategy most of us LPers use.
Wet market or dry market we keep LPing, there is always a market to earn or lose money from.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
I ran 26.90 km in Meteora Run 🏃 meteora-run.vercel.app
New map update
Did Evil Panda strat on a new token, went really wide, 144 bins on a 250binstep pool means I am covering around -97% range.
The token dumped -85% from the ATH spike, but there was no need to panic as long as price stays within my range, we keep printing fees and eventually the fees cover the impermanent loss.
The most important part of LP is not the strategy, it is actually the coin selection part. If you choose a bad coin, no strategy will save you from loss. And the worst thing is that, coin selection skills can only come from suffering losses and learning from them. So keep learning until you make it.
There is no shortcut.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
A good $422 win using Evil Panda Strat, well it was around -85% range, still wide enough to be considered evil panda strat.
The token chopped around for over 20hours with big pumps and finally pumped out of range at the end. I am trying a new strategy where I keep taking out the positions to redraw the liquidity curve as you can see by how the bin shape moves. It looks good for now.
Never stop learning, there is always something new to learn even in LP.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
A nice $250 from a 13h play.
Kind of a tight play using SOL sided which changes shape as the price moves as can be seen from the liquidity shape on the right.
Eventually everyone will figure out their own method of LP, cos everyone has different lives, different timezones, different amount of time that can be spent looking at charts. After some time we will figure out that you can't play quick plays if you have to do other stuffs in life.
But you still need to learn a lot to figure out what clicks for you. So keep learning and keep grinding, Never give up.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Nothing has changed, we are still at the beginning of a new bull market for crypto and I am all in SOL. Just using Meteora to earn and lose my SOL, hopefully earning more while we wait for the big bull market pumps to happen.
It is just a game of patience. Don't get paper handed by people chasing short term moves. You just need to believe that SOL will eventually reach $1000.
So many builders are building on it while other chains die off one by one. The conclusion is very clear.
A whopping $618 in less than a day's work.
This token dumped a lot from the highs, it was luck that I saw it late and only started to LP near the bottom, then it chopped sideways and I did multiple positions which were all closed in profits with a big pump. Then the last position will always be negative as I have to decide when to cut it.
Never give up in learning, the world moves fast and things always change, we have to keep up or be left behind especially if we are in technology industry.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
A simple dump and wait for pump to exit, very standard play for most DLMMers. Earned a nice $553 before the token decided to dump for good.
I tried both double sided bidask and SOL sided bidask, interestingly the SOL sided actually earned more during a dump, most likely cos the double sided carries a bigger impermanent loss on the way down.
The SOL sided earned around 18% more compared to double sided. But if the token does not dump, then SOL sided is not going to earn anything. So I guess running both might be a good idea.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Apakah kalo lagi ada event besar para KOL2 nya jg lg jalan2, market jd sepi.
Minggu ini nge roundtrip semua hasil minggu kmaren. Tapi yah memang nga fokus nge LP minggu ini gara2 jalan2 ikutan event2. Smoga minggu depan market membaik.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Got in early this time and printed quite well actually. $675 in less than 4h of grinding.
Then got out because I see chart patterns that I dont like. I just need to consistently do this for a year and I probably can earn retire money.
Technically there's not much difference between trading and doing LP, it's the same chart. Just that LP can cover more market phases, especially the consolidation part where we can keep earning fees as long as we stay in range.
Eventually you need both skills to survive better in the markets, so learn LP today.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
Easy $419 earned.
1. Find a coin that dumped hard and went sideways
2. Check that it is not dead, volume, narrative, people buying and selling
3. Open a two sided bid ask on Meteora
4. Wait for the bounce
5. Take profits during the bounce
Keep grinding until this skill becomes automatic, no need to wait for the setup, take them as they appear when you do daily screening. The good thing about LP is that being early is good as you can earn additional fees before the exit bounce happens, increasing your total PnL %.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraIDN @MeteoraAG
I ran 8.11 km in Meteora Run 🏃 meteora-run.vercel.app
A token that chops sideways is a good token to LP. Earned a nice $845 over a day.
Resources to learn about trading are mostly free, you just have to find them and grind out the logic yourself. Lazy minds dont deserve to be profitable.
LP resources can be found at LP Army website, and there are many discords from multiple regionals that you can join to learn with LP minded people.
@met_lparmy @MeteoraAG @MeteoraIDN
A nice $826 gain from a coin that rugged.
But why did I keep doing LP on this token? There are so many UsePaid tokens but this was the one that made the biggest pump. So i decided to LP on it until now.
The fees gained were big when the pump happens from the bottom and I think it can keep going from here.
Token selection is still the most important part of doing LP. You can't choose a rubbish token and expect it to bounce. So you need experience in trenching to understand narratives which you will gain as long as you keep grinding everyday.
Nothing is instant, gotta work for it.
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