@evilc800

I was discovered by accident during an experiment involving liver flukes and dung

 Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined June 2012
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Enough of COVID and Trump. Here’s a Proboscis Monkey receiving his Waitrose bill
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I’ve taken social distancing seriously. Zero human contact all day....thats the way uh huh uh huh I like it.
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#beatyoutodeathwithaclub
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Quality painting by me. What else can I paint? The blonde dog could do with being green I think. Where is it?
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I've stopped worrying about the president's sanity. He's not sane. And the realization of his illness doesn't fill me with anger, but with profound sadness. What I now worry about is the sanity of anyone who can still support this deeply troubled man to lead our country.
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With all this lock down action the old GT hs never been so clean. My underpants however are another matter.
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To Italy! No armour. Jeans. Bad boy boots. 78000 mile XJ. No GPS. Early rubbery Rukka. Still good though. Sleeves rolled up. Cool. – at Scotland, United Kingdom
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Wet night. Wet Glasgow. Wet Scotland. Wet pantaloons. Wet T shirt. Oooh
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Winter ate my powder coating. Then I fixed it with skills that kills. Yay for me – at Stirling, Scotland
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Cretin extravaganza
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Possibly the tidiest despatch rider in London, in comparison to some of the scallywags n ruffians, some of who resembled tramps. circa 80,s – at Aberfoyle, Scotland
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Whatever happened to Nava helmets I wonder?
Trapped in a coffee shop by this vicious mini ground bat thing. It eventually left to attack some babies and I was free to escape with latte
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Bad band names...Huey Lewis and The Gnus. E.Coli and athe Bananamen. The Sock Pastilles. Orange Jews. Buns and Noses...I’ll stop now – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Discovered that I’m 90% rubber, my Mother and Father were also rubber but my brother is 75% mud and 25% plasticene. How odd – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Apparently my Grandfather was a Steak Bake from Greggs.
Last night the entire cast of Jersey Boys came into my room and just stood around making high pitched noises whilst stroking a fruitbat – at Glasgow, Scotland
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Big yellow Honda have the other two a right kicking last night. BMW was totally unconscious. Had to revive it with Bratwurst und schnapps.
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Should have read ‘gave’ not ‘have’. Bleeding spellcheck
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