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ever the enigma

@evertheenigma

I'm less mysterious once I've eaten.

 the Dirty South
Joined July 2025
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“Motherfucker, please” is not a suitable mantra for a meditation retreat. I know this now.
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Biggie and Tupac died before they could settle their beef like mature artists: three podcasts and a joint apology sponsored by DraftKings.
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Lisa@MsLisaM20h
I hate not noticing a typo until hours later, when someone retweets it.
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E~ville@E_Ville13Oct 29
The realest shit I ever wrote has 2 re-tweets. I don't care, I like leaving it here.
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shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃 (@yappingbambix) profile picture
shay᭡.ִֶָ𓂃@yappingbambix6h
trusting a man you met on twitter is like thinking the stripper loves you
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David 🦃@DBStoner3h
Looking for that perfect hill to die on.
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meghan
@deloisivete6h
Plato: *slaps cave* this bad boy can fit so many allegories in it
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords219h
What base is it when she rolls up her window when you pull up next to her at a red light.
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Not being able to find the right words is a sign that you should shut the fuck up.
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Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki6 Nov 2014
Nobody understands us. - apostrophes
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Subprimepersonality
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The seven people on Bluesky must be really fired up.
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Eric Lahti@ericlahti18h
The time difference between burning books you don't like in a #bonfire and burning people you don't like in a bonfire is remarkably short. #vss365
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Fred Asbestos@moltenflaxNov 4
I only use degenerative AI
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Annie Hatfield
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When you can't quite identify the flavor, it's hydrogen peroxide.
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𝐿@Lipgloss_39h
Survived an entire 4 and a half hours without a tea at work yesterday. I know. Of course there will be a suitable plinth dedicated to my stoicism in no time. I’m sure.
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Víkrám
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i like my dirty thoughts delivered in impeccable grammar
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DJB
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Sarcasm is like punching people in the throat but with words. ~ Sun Tzu The Art of War.
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My jokes are so inside their agoraphobic.
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David 🦃@DBStoner7h
If I had a gun I'd smoke more dope(s).
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The band AC/DC came up with that name so they’d always be current.
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My OF is just me rage-quoting Plato’s Republic.
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