@eventi

Former Twitter User #850 - my email address isn't too hard to figure out

 River Vale, NJ
Joined July 2006
  • Tweets25.2K
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bye
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Follow me on Bluesky @eventi.bsky.social
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I keep calling it Twitter, but X is fitting because it reminds me to close that tab
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You can't even post a broken URL to the article they want blocked.
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You get a "Something went wrong" when you try to post the link above... s/pd$/pdf/ and it'll block it
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I tried bitly and it's blocked too htt ps://bit.ly/3XKJgj8
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My first tweet is almost old enough to vote
Eugene Ventimiglia@eventi14 Jul 2006
Playing with twttr... pretty cool
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All my newsletters are a bit inside baseball lately
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I can't believe I used to read this website
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Anyone remember NFPs?
Eugene Ventimiglia@eventi9 Feb 2022
My proudest accomplishment is that my son screenshots NFTs
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What do non-Filipinos put on their turkey?
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Just filled my first GFR order
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just seeing if it's still here
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Try answering sales calls with "I'm not in tech anymore" it works wonders
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Kinda reads like Kevin
Ellie Hall@ellievhall23 Sep 2023
Got a WILD email from a Jonas Brothers stan in response to this tweet:
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Daddy, what was a "tweet?"
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Still don't know who Russell Brand is
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I can't believe this website was free
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Can everybody and everything just stop?
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Eugene Ventimiglia retweeted
Eugene Ventimiglia@eventi5 Dec 2014
Q: How many golf balls fit on a schoolbus? A: Just hire somebody else
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