Yes, please old man, regale us with your tales of wizardry.

Mississippi, USA
Joined October 2008
There's some weird shit going on in Pretty In Pink.
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Another Friday night in the barn! I forgot what it was like to be cold. We’ve got about three more days of autumn (which came with no warning) then it’s gonna be hot again.
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I could spend hours on the phone when was 14, until my ear went numb. Nothing is more horrifying to me now than the prospect of a phone call.
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The looks on their faces. Jack White is about to shit himself and Edge is just gaga. youtu.be/G7B767HYUqQ?is=J1c7…
post a video you never get tired of
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She’ll never be gone. Her love shines forever.
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Dolly Parton is dead, and the church never knew what to do with her. Half my feed is posting rhinestones today. The other half never trusted her, because she would not wear the uniform. She never preached a sermon. She just did the works. One man. Fifty-eight years. In an industry that eats marriages. No scandal reel, no reality show, no trading up. Just Carl, and a promise kept until death did them part. She could have built towers in Nashville. Instead she built in the mountains she came from, so the people she came from could work. Two hundred million books. Given away to children, free, no strings, while the rest of us argued about what to read. A million dollars for a vaccine in the middle of a plague, and she called it what it was: helping. She was a feminist who never used the word, a superstar who never left home, and a believer who never made you watch her pray. "Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works." James 2:18. We spent years asking whether she was one of ours. She never asked whether we were one of hers. She was too busy feeding children. I do not know her heart. That was never my job. I know her works, because the whole county she came from lives on them. "Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." Matthew 7:20. You want to honor her today? Put down the tribute post. Put a book in a kid's hands. Stay married. Do the works. That was the whole sermon. She just never said it out loud.
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I’m the youngest old man and oldest young man you’ll ever meet. I’m 17 and 95 in one rakishly handsome package 😏
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I keep telling y’all, hottest nightspot in Mississippi. Listening to the Brandon Flowers takeover of Outlaw Country radio on Pandora. He picked some good ‘un’s. His new country album “Thrasher” is pretty top notch, too. xitter.cf/evenhand/status/209100…
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God bless him, but I am thoroughly sick of Jelly Roll. I never want to hear him again, and I depise whoever is pushing him on the radio.
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This is Greek. It translates to “There’s a free gun inside this truck.”
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Social media is the worst thing that ever happened to ignorant rednecks. Facebook should have never opened to everyone. 20+ years ago you needed a .edu email address. Opening it to racist uncles is our downfall.
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Goodness the opposition party needs to hire me.
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Can someone explain Taylor Swift to me? She cuts good songs, but intelligent, discerning people I know are batshit crazy irrational regarding her. It’s almost disturbing. Elvis. I get, but?
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Worst part about being a cop was having to be around cops. They’re cattier than Jr. High girls. And lay a $100 bill on your desk in the squad room and it’ll gather dust. Drop a pair of cuffs and you’ll never hear them hit the floor.
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In my entire law enforcement career, I never made a drug arrest. If they had cocaine I’d take it and tell them to get on down the road, but otherwise, I didn’t give a shit.
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All is well😊
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Here I am chilling in the “pool” and Sweetpea just reminded me that it’s a water trough 🤣
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All the other cowboys are gone. Got the ranch to my lonesome this weekend. Ever heard the saying “happy as a pig in shit”? 😏
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Strange. I posted a post, my favorite follower liked it, but now the post is gone. I didn’t delete it. It’s just not there.
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Just discovered @vnbateman, and what a delight her posts are. If you’re thoughtful, scholarly and want to be plugged into things that matter, give her a follow.
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