if u think im reallllyyy funny and i follow u too i think u should follow @evelynonearth because all i do is shitpost and evemode on here

smoking that shit that made william tell

my brother is the goat of esex

everytime i think of her my bladder tickles

evil archer: i wonder how long you can balance this apple on your head babe

Blasphemy! It is prophesied that the Burger King must marry the Dairy Queen, and shall have daughter named Wendy, a son named Carl Jr. and they will have two jesters that serve them, one named Ronald who is a clown, and the other named Jack who lives in a box. they will be guarde

looks like a plant to me

*ripping off my toe nails* she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, etc etc ,,,,,

please take chatgpt away from turkish people

back when it went viral, i never listened to "im an albatraoz" because i didnt know how to spell it

im a sick pervert i love cuddling

the eve who cried mode

every time i see one of my cats i come up w a new theme song for them

theyre forcing me to say this in vc

im handing out pronouns in front of the abortion clinic

please somebody put garfield on ozempic

fireants with firearms VS fireanteater with firelegs whos gonna win

my body is a temple and were gonna sacrifice u inside of it