We specialize in turning things from impossible to late

New York, USA
Joined August 2015
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ngl i be sneak shazaming
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a well executed red eye is indistinguishable from teleportation
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people love being like โ€œfly safeโ€ yeah iโ€™ll do my best you absolute retard
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being the only one with cigarettes at the function:
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Off this weed feel like Evan
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An Airbnb I once stayed at in Poland
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Sneaker twitter was a combination of 6-7 figure 18 year olds, and tweets like this:
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ate a plate of sausages then went to go see the boss ๐Ÿ’”
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drainโ€™d artboyz
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This feels like maybe the easiest time in human history to out perform the competition. Literally all it takes is deleting DoorDash and not gambling 70% of your paycheck away on kalshi and robinhood Itโ€™s that easy. That will make you rich over time
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it canโ€™t be backrooms all the time. some of us gotta hold it down at nostrand ave.
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NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿงจ
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Yoo chill im just a vessel ! didnt mean to flex on u bro Im just a vessel ,
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I Love to Have Fun I love to Create๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.
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JFK terminal 4 looks long for normal but 15 mins tops with clear. Itโ€™s my civic duty to report
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Apple earbuds need to go louder
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