MPEGGS thread: #1 GENESIS

Why did the egg become a chef? Because it wanted to add a little "too much" flavor to the world Colleggted @soundxyz_ @NotionDJ sound.xyz/ethgang/post/b1d85…

How does it feel to be an egg? Being an egg must be a real "yolk" sometimes, don't you think? You're just sitting there, minding your own business, when suddenly you're whisked away and turned into a scramble or an omelette Colleggted: @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/ethgang/post/a598e…

What happens when an egg decides to live life on the edge and ends up dying too high? It becomes an "egg-static" experience that leaves everyone saying, "shell-shocked!" Colleggted: @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/ethgang/post/1ae8e…

Why do eggs make such great lovers? Because when it comes to matters of the heart, they're always willing to "crack" open their shells for someone special Colleggted @soundxyz_ @n_e_n_x sound.xyz/ethgang/post/27e62…

Why did the chicken take over the world? Because it realized the true power lies in its ability to produce eggs - you could say, it had a "yolk" of influence New song colleggted @soundxyz_ @n_e_n_x sound.xyz/ethgang/post/2fd69…

Just became the #688 backer of What Do You Say from Baker Grace on @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/bakergrace/what-do… I’m not late, I just needed an eggs-tra minute to catch my breath

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Just became the #69 backer of Dream You Better from @lyrah on @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/lyrah/dream-you-be… What did the egg say when it won a singing competition? I’m on egg-cloud nine

Just became the #561 backer of una noche from @angelbaby on @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/angelbaby/una-noch… Why did the egg go to the beach? He wanted to go ‘shell’-fishing

Just became the #63 backer of M0m, 1'm 4 h4ck32 from @XR4cer on @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/r4cerx/m0m-1m-4-h4… Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? He wanted to work on his shellf-esteem

Just became the #70 backer of Play Out from @mialailani on @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/mialailani/play-ou… Why did the egg go to the art gallery? It wanted to see “egg-squisite” works of art

Just became the #26 backer of Focus from @clejanmusic on @soundxyz_ sound.xyz/clejan/focus?refer… What do you call an egg that plays the guitar? A “yolk-star”