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I can’t wait for avoidant otter autumn
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Me af!
him: im coming over and you’d better not be Ethel Merman in a sour cream commercial when I get there me:
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FIRST FULL FOCKER IN LAW CLIP
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the history of any French cathedral is like 1200: construction begins 1700: construction completed 1701: converted into king's private chapel 1789-1799: converted into Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 1800: Catholic again 1871: converted into arena for female wrestling
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goon the pain away
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Oomf you’re so based, can I see your penis?
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gabriel retweeted
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Good morning from team ethelmermanstan
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My face is the front of shop
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Is commentary required?
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what is the move this gay guy friday that is the question
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seize psychic control
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Good afternoon
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My Search for Warren Harding
an unreliable narrator who is also a repressed homosexual
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My cunt slop could mean anything #FreeMyMind
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Update: it was unpleasant but I don’t know what else one could expect
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I was influenced
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I did not exist before the year 2022 in case anyone was curious about my past
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what happened this weekend slutologically cannot happen again
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Double Indemnity (Billy Wilder, 1944)
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🚨 BREAKING: We have officially entered #Noirvember .
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