ᵗʰᵉ 𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫𝑬𝑵 ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ

𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙧. ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 . . . 𝒊’𝒎 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚.

Hey ummm I have a new account on @AWONDERFULZER0 but it's super shadowbanned so any boosts would be appreciated <3 #MILGRAMRP

“For shame, Ushiromiya Battler. To think that watching your spouse gleefully enjoy herself isn't enough to satisfy your lustful, gluttonous urges...”

“Mmuu... But your surprise... It was supposed to be that you get to watch me enjoy this cake!”

“Did I say that?”

“I prepared... This cake I'm about to eat!”

“Perhaps..... Would that excite you?”

“Khh... Fine. Here's your first hint: it's something delicious~”

“....” “I ought to revoke my surprise for your bad behavior.”

“I *am* a cruel and merciless witch...”

“Nope~! You have to guess first! It's not a surprise unless you make a guess!”

..!

Torturing my husband >>>

“Kuhuh! I can't say your suspicion is misplaced. A more heartless witch will devour any story just to stave off their boredom. But I can't sustain myself through consumption the way they do. ... There's a difference between *knowing* and *understanding*, isn't there?”