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fanfiction is so amazing because you can literally write the wildest, most unhinged shit imaginable and very nice people will comment like, “i adored reading this over my morning tea”
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about
Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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Kay Nielsen - On that island stands a church; in that church is a well; in that well swims a duck. (1914)
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
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he's their third but not for like romance or sex just to bother them. like a cat ♡
Robert Pattinson confirms he’s joining Zendaya in Alex Garland’s untitled A24 sci-fi film:
“It’s all about annoying Tom [Holland], really.”
(Source: @deadline)
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So, mr. Stark, you call yourself an Iron Man, yet you happen to not iron any clothes at all
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"The television series Visionquest features the villain Ultron, who decided to kill everyone on Earth after seeing everything on the internet, despite the fact that the internet also hosts the Belgium techno-anthem 'Pump up the Jam'."
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hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning to be erling haaland for halloween















































