@ess_two_
 Sunnyvale, CA
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Joined January 2009
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the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.
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Hey @TMobile @TMobileHelp Stop charging me monthly fees for a cancelled account. I wasn't paying attention and now have over a year charges totalling over 750 bucks even though i have ported my number
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I cant even access my account online. When I login it says, add a number...so clearly there are no lines associated with my login. So why am i being charged 75 per month?
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Have you ever watched Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi?
Anita 🌸💕
@Petite_Anita_Aug 4
I don’t care what anyone says… penelope should’ve recognized Odysseus by his voice the second he spoke. No wife waits 20 years for her husband and then doesn’t recognize his voice.
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Meher@mehernessJul 31
Indian RW in a nutshell: teri maa ka b*****, tune modiji ko gaali kaise diya saali r****
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Exactly. These are the top voices in the BJP online ecosystem. They and their sockpuppets start & end with profanity. So for them to suddenly clutch pearls at that very language being used by young protestors for Modi is beyond hypocritical. But hypocrisy is core of Hindutva.
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"Sita ke pati ka naam leke, Nita ke pati ka kaam kar rahe hai." Kunal Kamra at his biting best
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É como testemunhar um país inteiro dizendo as primeiras palavras 😅
lynz ✭
@lynziekateJul 2
ALSO, why does a red card take you out of FUTURE MATCHES???
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We can confirm that we don't wish to add Gautam Gambhir to our coaching staff. He clearly has talent, though. To take those Indian players and deliver those results in Ireland takes truly remarkable gifts.
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Drew
@drewdyckJun 24
Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.
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boris cherny goes on a podcast every three months and says something like “i’ve stopped breathing now i just wrote a breath.md” and the next day everyone in sf stops breathing
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Only in Mumbai Metro you will find three bin tops for the waste segregation with a single bin at the bottom..😂😂😂
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Indian groups going abroad for vacations should undergo a week-long civic sense course before being allowed to travel. Nearly every tourist-friendly destination has developed hostility towards all Indians because of the uncouth and loutish behaviour of many of them.
Lord Immy Kant
@KantInEasttMay 28
A group of Indians act like this abroad and the whole country has to suffer from racism
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Already lost one of my idols and all time great on the slopes...be careful out there buddy!
Rafa Nadal
@RafaelNadalFeb 21
🎿⛷️😃 After 26 years… what an incredible feeling to ski again!
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Firing John Harbaugh was absolutely the right move for the Ravens. Put together an incredible 18 seasons in Baltimore all things considered, but it was time for him to go A new era begins
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A new era in Baltimore!
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterJan 6
Sources: John Harbaugh is out as the Ravens head coach.
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Sources: John Harbaugh is out as the Ravens head coach.
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Don't understand how to people who have lived here for over 10 years still call it a dust bin instead of trash can.
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Joy
@Joydas28 Jul 2025
“The Indigo sandwich is so horrible and tasteless, I don’t think it is fit for human consumption, so I give it to my Driver to consume”
Shajan Samuel
@IamShajanSamuel28 Jul 2025
Every-time I travel in Indigo, the sandwich goes straight to my driver.
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i didnt sleep that day... was in shock!
Kevin Oestreicher
@koestreicher342 Jul 2025
Pain no Ravens fan will ever forget
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