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Lazy illustrator @esme_puke, part of team @MNFN_E17. Interior Design-based Social Media/branding catte. Fat Feminist Femme Fuck. [she/her]

Walthamstow, London
Joined January 2009
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 7 Jan 2009 (via @twi_age).
Let us the fuck in pls
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This #internationalwomensday2018, tell a woman to block @Glinner in solidarity with all the women whose existence he erases with every ignorant tweet. He’s been doing it for 5 years now. Let’s call #TimesUp on Graham Linehan. xitter.cf/madscientist212/status…
So @Glinner, who has a fuckton of followers including plenty of my mutuals, who I often see retweeted as a "progressive" voice, has finally dropped the pretense and just admitted he thinks trans women are just men who think they're women and who destroy freedom for actual women.
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Nice stuff on fb memories today including the picture with the lads that makes me look dainty af
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Also picked up a Yankee candle set in the boots sale motherfuckers walking back to happiness, wop a oh yeahhh 🎶
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I have 100 co-codamol, weed, rubicon mango and some sushi I am v.content
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So please pals, imagine
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There was a perfect moment in hoz today where the fruit guy gave the lady across from me two small oranges and put them either size of her bottle of Lucozade making a perfect orange cock and I just couldn't take a photo of it
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Ended up having two sweet bags and I am high as a kite 🎈
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Nurse has had a fag and smells lush
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I'm having blood transfusion number 9 today and u no what that means - me banging on that if you can give blood please do! Give blood - save a sweet goth like meeee xxx
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Also this is homophobic let me delicately sip my Fanta please I'm 36 years old
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My uber driver has just turned down Hollaback Girl, this may seriously put a dent in my five star rating of drivers this shit is BANANAS
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My sister just told me how my other sister had a row with her bf and threw a kebab in his face I am now hysterical I'm sorry
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Can u believe I have a sciatica flare up on top of all the other bollocks I am dealing with and yet I am still staying positive 👍👍👍
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Reluctantly Using My Stick and Immediately Realising How Much Easier It Makes Everything - a novel
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Just watched this and wept my tits off 😭
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My sister in law's brother David is on First Dates tonight and he is the loveliest man in the worrrrrrrld you should all watch it 👀💕💕💕
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