@eslinge

A loathsome offensive brute

Joined March 2009
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Tar mitt ansvar som djur- och vapenägare
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Körv is love, korv is life 🥰 #korv
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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4 son, or php daughter?
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she's a 7 but hey that's 3 more than a root CA private key
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I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642
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Imagine trying to brute force 1 out of 394,020,061,963,944,792,122,790,401,001,436,138,050,797,392,704,654,466,679,482,934,042,457,217,714,972,106,114,142,662,548,849,156,408,066,279,903,068,160 possible values and getting it on the 5th try.
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-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
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For a technology called *Single* Sign On, I sure find myself signing in a lot
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Mycket böjd med min Magpul men finns det andra picatinny bipod under 2k jag borde köpa istället?
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Böjd=nöjd lol Tänker inte betala för att få redigera mina tweets.
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Odlingssäsongen 2026 avslutades samma dag som odlingssäsongen 2027 började 🥰 Växthuset rensat, det som blev över fick fylla ut utomhuslådorna. Lite bokashi, hönsgödsel och jord ovanpå så ska jag nog få revansch på vitlöken till nästa sommar. Nu ska jag tvätta händerna.
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Fick prova en ᵖᵉʷ ᵖᵉʷ också 🥰
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Det var så kul sist att vi kör en runda till 🥰
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Jag har varit inne på Threads igen (så att ni slipper)
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This is single handedly convinced me that it's not a European city.
स्वारी ;))
@ptkumsOct 9
This is not Europe, this is New Road, Kathmandu 😍
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Är på Värmdö. Har teorier men ingen riktig slutsats.
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here in scandinavia we talk a little backwards. in sweden we say "orka" when we don't orka, and in norge they say "ikke sant" when they say something which is true. and in the danmark they don't speak comprehensively at all
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Fem år sedan bössan senast lämnade skåpet. Still got it 😎
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First in my bloodline to use an API key
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