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escobar

@escobarfjj

ucsb alum

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Joined October 2013
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Good shot goat
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@jaxon_smith16 Nov 2017
Lets live life together xitter.cf/zendaya/status/9273964…
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Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Oct 22
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Shohei leading off, the Dodgers are not a serious franchise
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neppy
@neppyOct 14
i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 11
Me trying to act normal as my fantasy percentage keeps dropping throughout the day:
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Fliff
@fliffOct 9
Read my parlay out to the group and heard someone mumble “donation”
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@the_P_GodOct 9
My mom said we can skip work today to day drink if your mom said it’s okay. Can you ask your mom?
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Me going to work sick is like my team playing with torn ACLs
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PFF
@PFFOct 7
Two WR have at least 5 receptions and 75 rec yards in each game this season Jaxon Smith-Njigba Chris Olave They build em different at @OhioStateFB
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i love you bro please don't turn 30
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Average result of trying to tackle Darnell Washington 😭
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Image from meu coração é oco 🪖💐 (@lalametamorphic)
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQSep 22
Davante Adams managers when Puka Nacua is ruled out next week:
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mor
@moristikoSep 7
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🍎@magicinmypocketSep 3
Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that
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"1 like isnt a lot" ok imagine 1 good day
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H@IfeanyiEmm34386Sep 2
POV: Me staring at my bedroom one last time before heading off to work.
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Evan@evanjmaderAug 28
spongebob is the yellow one patrick is the pink one
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